To the people who live above me in Fenwick Towers: I do not enjoy your homophobic chants or your off-key drunken butchery of the Rankin Family’s greatest hits. Please just go back to Cape Breton- people like you are the reason I left! —Former Caper
This article appears in Sep 8-14, 2011.


“Heee-eeey Sweet darlin’. Let’s go incestin’, tonite….”
Sorta like that, Op?
I was wondering where Cookie and Raylene were living these days.
Could be worse. They could have played that shitty “save a horse ride a cowboy” song. Fuckin’ rednecks…
People still live in that death trap?
Fenwick Towers has bed bugs. True story. They’re listed on the bed bug registry.
I wouldn’t live there if you paid me, even if there weren’t bugs — I mean, if you can HEAR the people above you and make out what they’re saying… that’s one cheap ass building, and good luck if a unit catches fire.
Sebastian’s right — that place *is* a death trap. (and a little piece of me died inside when I agreed with sebastard).
Ewwwww…..fenwick
Ewwwwww…Rankins
Damn.. My friend just moved outta Fenwick n he never had bed bugs, I spent a couple nights there. It seems alright enough.
I thought Seb was talking about Cape Breton, not Fenwick towers.
apparently it moves back and forth when it’s windy
Damn, why couldn’t sebastian be dating a married man who lives in Fenwick Towers?
The Rankins own the Red Shoe pub in Mabou and the place is packed!!
I used to call them the Rankles while my kid called ’em the Chipmunks.
i want to kill that hogwarth thing
“Could be worse. They could have played that shitty “save a horse ride a cowboy” song. Fuckin’ rednecks…”
every culture has their own version of redneck.
BTW, thats a fuckin boot scootin awesome root tooting wingding of a cowpoke song