To the people who live above me in Fenwick Towers: I do not enjoy your homophobic chants or your off-key drunken butchery of the Rankin Family’s greatest hits. Please just go back to Cape Breton- people like you are the reason I left! —Former Caper

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  1. Fenwick Towers has bed bugs. True story. They’re listed on the bed bug registry.

    I wouldn’t live there if you paid me, even if there weren’t bugs — I mean, if you can HEAR the people above you and make out what they’re saying… that’s one cheap ass building, and good luck if a unit catches fire.

    Sebastian’s right — that place *is* a death trap. (and a little piece of me died inside when I agreed with sebastard).

  2. Damn.. My friend just moved outta Fenwick n he never had bed bugs, I spent a couple nights there. It seems alright enough.

    I thought Seb was talking about Cape Breton, not Fenwick towers.

  3. “Could be worse. They could have played that shitty “save a horse ride a cowboy” song. Fuckin’ rednecks…”

    every culture has their own version of redneck.

    BTW, thats a fuckin boot scootin awesome root tooting wingding of a cowpoke song

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