I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank the 40 year old birthday boy at a certain large drinking establishement, for turning me off to going out and having fun with my friends… forever. This being the last of several encounters with older men in a bar….
Listen up…we think it’s sad you are there at a club full of 20 year olds to begin with. While you were being a player in your 30’s..and dating women in their 20’s…..you got OLD. So now you can’t figure out why you are OLD and ALONE , as you continue to ask 20-30 yr olds to dance….and then bitch and complain to them about how women ( particularly maritime women) are awful and have issues. I have news for you. I have an issue with dancing with my Dad’s friends. It’s too late, you fucked up, now you get to go home alone because of it…. Good luck getting that tumour of a chip on your shoulder. Your attitude says alot of why you are single.
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.
Happy Birthday Coyotech…
Now that’s funny. Nicely done Floyd.
I think its sad that you think 40 yr olds are old. Anyone 40 years old is not chronically old. I can see what a neurotic mess you are going to be by the time you reach 40. Have you ever heard of “Cougars” older women that hit on and prefer younger men? You see what older guys do but not what you women do how typical is that? I suggest you get used to older guys in bars. Older people comprise the largest demographic of the Canadian population. Further more if you don’t like what goes on in bars then you have the option of staying home. Canada is a free country people can dance with and talk to who they want toin a bar, if they are agreeable. Have you ever hear of freedom of speech and association- (Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms) A person like you can always stay home with your milk & cookies and do your homework assignments if you are a student. Another option is for you to read your fashion mags, or spend hours on your cellphone saying little of any importance to your equally shallow, immature, and I have no doubt siily friends like you. I will leave you with this: Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many—Anon
key word here : AGREEABLE. Obviously this person did not agree to a dance, her issue was with being blasted about this man’s issues about women when she declined. A real gentleman would have said Thanks anyway and moved on. Or at least tried to initiate concersation instead of holding them hostage to a dance where you can’t hear the person talk. All he wants to see is you wiggle your bits. Loser.
key word here : AGREEABLE. Obviously this person did not agree to a dance, her issue was with being blasted about this man’s issues about women when she declined. A real gentleman would have said Thanks anyway and moved on. Or at least tried to initiate conversation instead of holding them hostage to a dance where you can’t hear the person talk. All he wants to see is you wiggle your bits. Loser.
“I have news for you. I have an issue with dancing with my Dad’s friends. It’s too late, you fucked up, now you get to go home alone because of it….”So you were going to go home with him, he did or didn’t do something or said something and now you won’t even dance with him, SKANK !…He fucked up? I’d say you are fucked up, in the head.
but really, who wants to fuck a geezer, except other geezers? It’s simple math.
There’s not a whole lot going on upstairs, is there Scott? What the O.P. is referring to is clearly that the 40 year old in question “fucked up” but LONG AGO and that is why they are 40, at the Palace, and hitting on 20 year olds, only to go home alone like the sad, pathetic loser that they are. Kind of like yourself? Ha. Ha. I kid, if you can’t take a joke, LEAVE, right? You’re so funny. Bottom line, these people are losers who harass young women and have no one to blame for their lonely asses but themselves. Comprenez-vous? D’accord.
It is open to interpretation, don’t you know? Most of this shit is. With the information giving only being a paragraph or so with no real line of questioning as to what was meant, much of this can be misconstrued. I’ve seen plenty of 20 somethings going home with 30 – 40 and above. So as long as that happens one can only guess who the losers are.
Scott… my guess is that YOU are the loser…
Ah, nubile young nymphette… your eyes are open but you do not see. Think of the power you would have over said oldster if you came across for him… he would be putty in your nimble hands, showering you with treasures and delights from his probably ample bank account that your pimply-faced backwards baseball cap wearing Kevin Federline wannabe can only dream of. Open your eyes. 🙂
40 is the new 30 and I’m loving it.
If 40 is still young, why do a lot of the 40-somethings I know have that old person smell..??
Floyd…I think you are a fuck-tard..Shut the Fuck up.
Someone needs their Depends a-changing…
Hahaha, its a bar, chances are you’ll meet a bunch of cool people, but you’ll probably meet the same number of annoying people who you wanna knock the fuck out. Alcohol tends to do that.
anyone who says X is the new X is seriously trying to fool themselves from reality
Keith,You sound exactly like the sort of person the OP was writing about;cr-e-e-e-py.
Oh, and you have to love the scenesters in their late 30’s who serial-date young women in their early 20’s or late teens. “Oh Doll, you’re so mature and intelligent for your age!” or “Women my age just aren’t any fun; you’re so much cooler and more together than the other people who are 19 in your peer group” or whatever…*shudder*Yea, I’m sure that’s all almost true, right up until the girls reach their mid-20’s then Mr. Scenester just dumps them for the next 19 year old.I see it ALL the time. I remember these types of guys trying to pull that stuff on me when I was young and thinking “Ugh. Why are you talking to me?”.Young women, PLEASE have some respect for yourselves. He’s NOT cool if he wants to only date women who are 15+ years younger than him no matter how many piercings or full sleeves he has and it DOES NOT make you cool if you date him.
best quote ever: “My next wife hasn’t been born yet”
But the X makes it sound cool
amazing.Some people think that it is wrong for “older” people to be in these clubs, but do the young folks realize the age of the people making the music? Most are in the 30’s and have been doing it for years. Dr Dre, 50 cent, all them clowns…. are not early 20 somethings. Next, the person that is knocking a 20 something chick, with a 30 something guy…….. you can find as much immaturity with 40 year olds (either gender) as you can with 20 somethings….. age is relative.
Agreed Homie. Everyone needs to stop worrying about age and start worrying about the person.Really, and older person can have a lot more experience and the benefits that come with that. I miss my cougars!
“hellakitty”? Hello, bitch!