Your burger joint advertises 100% REAL Beef. Why are you lying? Your burgers are so full of chemicals they don’t decompose EVER. The buns don’t even grow mold! It makes me sick that a billion dollar corporation has to cut corners on health standards to earn even more profit. How hard is it to make some fresh food for fuck sakes!? You should be made to put a warning label on that shit you call food. Your “fresh lettuce leaf”, for example, is treated with twelve different chemicals just to keep it the right color at the right crispness for the right length of time. It might as well be a bit of plastic. The everyday Joe would assume it’s just beef and bread they’re consuming (albeit fattening) when in fact they’re being poisoned! This is a sick, sick world we live in when you can’t even trust your lunch. Makes me wonder why I don’t become a hermit and move out to the woods, fish and hunt my own food and FUCK SOCIETY. —Nuggets are Little Pieces of Evil

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  1. “Makes me wonder why I don’t become a hermit and move out to the woods, fish and hunt my own food and FUCK SOCIETY.”

    Because you would die, slowly, and in a manner most un-cinematic.

  2. Some explained to me not too long ago that the reason they can claim their burgers are “100% Pure Beef” is that the part of the burger that is actually beef is 100% pure beef.

  3. Don”t eat that fucking shit man, but leave the fat fucktards mindlessly eat what they want…quicker they drop, the less health care dollars spent on them.

    It should be made law that all ingredients are listed under the menu board, or something.

    Educate yourselves, sheople, or die poisoned & obese.

    PS I am a hermit in the making…lost all hope, and desire to be part of this rat race. I hate people, most are self centered assholes with no manners anyway.

  4. After almost 50 years and crushed with the overwhelming guilt of “selling out to corporate America”, Ronald gets fed up, blows the whistle on the ‘real’ contents of his food, joins the “Occupy” movement and runs off to live in a remote cabin somewhere in the Black Hills of Virginia to eke out his final days as a survivalist.

    http://pics.livejournal.com/primitivepeopl…

  5. their ads do state 100% pure beef with no fillers or additives….. id like to see someone actually test the veracity of that claim.

  6. Oh hey now OP … 20% of the burger is made of animal products and 100% of that 20% is real beef.

    See.

    Real beef.

    The fine print, it’s beautiful.

  7. Ooops! Thanks for the geography prompt, Shamira.
    “Black Hills of South Dakota”

  8. The only way to get these purveyors of grease to change their outlook is for people to stop eating that repulsive shit. And it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen anytime soon so save your freaking breath.

  9. Hay, I’m not gonna lie: I LOVE the taste of mcdonalds and burger king and wendy’s.

    It’s complete shit for you, so I hardly ever eat it, but my GAWD quarter pounders are like orgasms in my mouth.

  10. Everyone should watch the documentary called : Food Inc
    it is on Netflix and I am sure you can find it online somewhere. Explains a great deal to do with the meat and farming insdustry.

  11. While I haven’t seen the film, Dear Robyn, I have noted that the state of the meat industry is a good reason to become a vegetarian.

  12. Everything to do with our food production these days is distrurbing. It seems nothing we eat is really good for us anymore.

  13. I know that Michael Moore is totally pissed that it never occurred to him to videotape all of his trips to Mickey-Ds.
    Heh Heh Heh

  14. you show me anything today, that doesn’t have some type of shit in it to preserve it past 5 minutes. there is no real foor today, unless you go out and kill it yourselves. why do you all think i like hunting so much? i get my meat, and fill my freezer. fuck most of this store bought shit. the only pace i have seen that comes close to having real fresh meat, is the gateway store, in dartmouth. it’s all local grown and raised on regular feed. none of this bullshit grow fast crap in it. if i want a 6 legged chicken, i’ll go to the simpsons for it, after all, they have 3 eyed fish, right? or maybe to south park, when the crazy doctor makes 5 assed monkies.

  15. J’Yo quit trying to confuse the masses with facts. Robyn do you mean a slaughterhouse isn’t pritine? It couldn’t be because there is lierally blood and guts all over the place. We could eat like the old days, eating rotten veggies in the middle of winter. As for Food Inc? Typical lefty, veggan garbage.

  16. Man didn’t rise to the top of the food chain to eat tofu burgers and rabbit food. You can eat whatever you like, but I’ll take my big mac and large fries thank you.

  17. I buy my meat off a Nova Scotia farmer.
    They are in control of all aspects of the operation from conception, grazing in the feilds as opposed to food lots, they kill & butcher the meat, package it & sell it .
    You can easily stop buying the supermarket mega food processing plant garbage if you want to.
    My turkey for Christmas, was from another farm where I went months before xmas & picked one out, he got tagged as mine & enjoyed wandering around the yard with the other turkeys & chickens until 2 days before xmas.
    Free range eggs, good beef, free range chicken…all available here in Nova Scotia. You pay a bit more, but IMO its worth it.

  18. I agree Orgasmatron, the “100%” part makes the “pure” part redundant.
    Not everything we eat is that bad for you, certainly most fast food is but meat is subject to inspection standards for parasites, disease etc unlike what you might kill in the wild Suckster.
    Unless you grow/raise it yourself, nothing is perfect. You just have to educate yourself and try to balance the diet. Nothing new here.

  19. Another know-it-all who has nothing better to do then telling us we’re all going to die from eating chemicals. I don’t think anyone has ever *died* from being unmistakenly poisoned at a fast-food place. Fat and heart attacks, yeah. But, poisoned? Nope.

    So take your hipster anti-corporation self and go live in said-woods. Society doesn’t like you neither.

  20. Do you know what’s tiresome? People ragging on McDs. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. But don’t tell others what they should do. Also people need to stop repeating the myths about the meat. Yes, it’s 100% beef. Yes, those claims in the commercials are true. It’s not grade A beef, but it’s beef.

  21. Lisa Babe…what I find really tiresome is Governemnt sanction of Company LIES !
    If you are selling me a burger that is made of 100%beef, but the beef that they are talking about is hooves, asshole & tounge…then that is what it should be advertised as.
    IF my chicken nugget is 50 % chicken, it should say so & not in fine print I need a microscope to read ! ! !
    IF most of that 50 % chicken is fat & skin, I WANT TO KNOW THAT & SHOULDN”T HAVE TO GO SEARCHING FOR THE INFORMTION.

    So if companies were held to a responsible reporting to the BUYING PUBLIC of what they are actually selling us, as opposed to using underhanded, cheating & often LIES to advertise their Products. Then I would agree with you that ragging on McD or any other place is not only tirsome but your own damn fault for going there….but that isn’t what our world is, the Government is so used to Lying ,cheating & deception they feel perfectly comfortable allowing others to do the same ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE PAYING MONEY TO SUPPORT POLITICAL PARTIES ! ! ! !
    So those who are attempting to get the word out that you are spending your hard earned dollars on foods that are possibly bad, or at least mediocre for you….I got no problem with that .
    KEEP IT COMING FOLKS.

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