I lost my wallet and keys in the Walmart parking lot. I was frantic looking everywhere for them. Thank you to the old man who picked them up and gave them to a bus driver. And thank you to the bus driver who took them and drove to my home after his shift to personally […]
Love the Way We Bitch/Love
Love The Way We Bitch – Share your anger, complaints, frustrations, disappointment about living in Halifax. Post a bitch, a rant, a comment. Or send some love at Love The Way We Love blog. Printed weekly in the backpages of The Coast.
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Keep your kids out of the street
It’s getting warmer—and that means soon, all the stupid parents who let their kids play in traffic will be putting out their completely ineffective little “We love our kids please slow down” signs. This, in spite of the fact that many putting out such signs have massive, fully landscaped backyards where their spawn can safely […]
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Advice for our councellors
Today on the way to work there were three bus shelters in a row with the glass broken. As a tax payer in this city, I am tired of paying for this shit over and over. I’m sure the tempered glass that size is at least $2K per pane installed and cleaned up. My advice […]
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Cuddle parties? Get a grip!
A bunch of strangers cuddling together in a room is about as appealing as a boiled egg fart. What is wrong with you people? Get a dog or a stuffed animal.—What next?
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Speak like a woman
I’m noticing a trend among young women these days: A lot of ya’ll are now talking with that annoying Kim Kardashian fake baby voice/vocal fry. It’s extremely irksome and it makes you sound like a complete moron. Grow up and speak like the woman of age that you clearly are. You’re aren’t a teeny bopper […]
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Streets as garbage bins
To the person who chucked their whole McDonald’s lunch litter into the middle of Dublin Street between Young and Cork Streets on May 21st, here’s the refuse you refused to recycle or even take home: large paper bag (recyclable), burger carton (recyclable), two paper napkins (compostable), a whole large bacon and cheddar angus bun (compostable.), […]
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Yo, balloon boy
I saw you steal the balloon off that old lady’s front porch. Your buddy kept yelling “Wrong house! Wrong house!” but was perfectly fine after you snagged that precious, partially deflated pink prize. At least the third member of your drunk little gang had the decency to look ashamed when I met his eyes. You […]
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It could be worse
I so much feel better about myself every time I read the Love The Way We Bitch section and see so many people complaining about the most mundane and insignificant things. Life is pretty good when you stop to appreciate the little things instead of complain about them. So here’s to all the folks in […]
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Climate denial doesn’t look good on you
To the local alt-weekly newspaper publishing climate denial in the form of a letter to the editor that’s full of lies fabricated by oil companies, risking the future of the planet to make a buck: Don’t.—Not brainwashed, just worried about the future of humanity
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Magnolias forever
Whoever you are, owners of the house on Maple Street in Dartmouth with that gorgeous magnolia tree: Keep up the good work! That tree is one of the nicest things I see on my drive to and from work. It makes spring time beautiful, especially with all this chilly weather we have had this (non) […]
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Bitch poetry slam
Bring Back Bald Britney She a boss ass bitch with an umbrella ella ella Bustin up car windows No more dancing Vegas puppet Handlers at the kitty cat ranch Fat Palimony bitchboy Federline fed enough He eatin like a king, Bling bling bling, Cut him off judge! Leave Britney alone! Illuminati queen, next to Bey […]
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Stop giving to street-walking panhandlers
Today at the Windsor exchange, there were four panhandlers working all medians and walking into traffic. Stop giving them money! They are a nuisance and a distraction. Last Sunday, going straight on the MacDonald Bridge at the corner of Nantucket Avenue and Wyse Road, a truck in front of me was giving money to a […]