A bunch of strangers cuddling together in a room is about as appealing as a boiled egg fart. What is wrong with you people? Get a dog or a stuffed animal.
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This article appears in May 23-29, 2019.

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  1. If it’s not your thing, why give a shit? Were all of today’s bitches sent by the same asshole?

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