Love the Way We Bitch/Love

I can’t count the number of times other so-called drivers have cut me off or screamed in front of me without so much as a glance in my direction. Maybe they think if they don’t look at me, I’ll disappear out of their tunnel vision. Only by the grace of flying squirrels have I been […]

Thank you so much you dumb dick for parking in the only lane to get out of the parking lot at Kit Kat pizza. You boxed me in and I hit your new over sized “work” truck and now I have a dent on my drivers side wheel well because your a self centered piece […]

Here’s a shout out to all you backwards MF who hate people from T.O. I just spent the night at the Marquee with Mr. Africa Bambaataa and it was the best club night I have had in a decade. I thought for certain if he didn’t sample Time Zone I would be cranky, but he […]

To the lady who is always wearing a pink jacket, pants and hat (covering your bleached blonde hair): Last Tuesday you were at the Mumford terminal and got on the 2 wedgewood busa long with me. Before gettin gon the bus, you stuffed your face with gum and threw the wrappers on the ground. You […]

Maybe less of a bitch and more of a musing–I wonder if the powerless rage that results in barely literate curse-filled rants and threats here might actually be channeled into societal good? Perhaps a reasonable face-to-face conversation, where possible, might get better results than anonymous car-keying and head-punching threats. Besides getting better results in individual […]

Attn smokers: I don’t mind if you want to perforate your esophagus or blacken your lungs, but when it comes to mine, well I would prefer if you would be considerate and butt out. To the older “gentleman” who was smoking in the bus shelter at the bridge terminal: you must think that you are […]

I would dearly love to get back a fraction of the time I’ve spent waiting in line at pharmacies for some jackass lotto addict. They fill their ALC-branded little loto organizer with about 80 dollars of tickets while I lose my mind. Oh yeah, and there are last week’s multitude of tickets that have to […]

To the Dude Driving the Van in Burnside. No I wasn’t checking you out….I was tryin gto tell you that tossing you disgusting cigarrette butt out of the window was one of the most nauseating displays of littering ever…I wish I was a cop because I would have slapped the $400 fine on your lazy […]

1. How many routes do we really need servicing the same streets… 2. I can leave my job no later than five thirty or I have to walk though burnside on a shoulder over an over pass until I reach Highfeild park…in the dark…Fun TImes….I wonder how people who work there later get home…scary thought…. […]