Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published July 19, 2007. Eggs-cellent This bitch is not for the kid who threw the egg through the only open window on bus and hit the only passenger (me) that night. Kids are stupid, and that was pretty good aim. No, this Bitch is for today, three weeks after the egg, when I was riding […]

Published July 19, 2007. Dog Do To the guy whose unleashed, unattended dog wandered out into the intersection of Robie and Cunard while he was waiting for a donair: “That’s not like him” just doesn’t cut it. And so I and another held onto your sweet dumb dog to keep it off the street while […]

Published July 26, 2007. Advertising Pollution How is that while the global environmental movement seems to be at its crest, Halifax is still plagued with packs of motorcycles winding the city streets for the sole purpose of toting along portable advertisements? Let’s boycott any company that uses these senselessly air and noise polluting modes of […]

Published July 26, 2007. Bar Bitch Your bar came highly recommended, but WTF was your problem on Wed July 18th? My family was there celebrating my aunts 50th we ate and drank for the whole night. You didnt mind taking our money but you cerainly minded turning the baseball game back on. My 87 yr […]

Published July 26, 2007. Bus Strike The drivers of metro transit are set to go on strike in the very near future. As a bus rider, I am pissed. After speaking to one of the drivers a week ago, I am behind them. The powers that be want to install microphones on buses so that […]

Published July 26, 2007. Ipod Idiots on the Bus What is wrong with these ipod idiot users on the bus? Its a personal listening device not a public one, turn it the F** down. If I can hear your music (lyrics, bass, fiddle music and all) across the bus or in the back of the […]

Published July 26, 2007. Tall shits During the Tall Ships, I was kicked off the waterfront for busking. I was told I had to pay $2,000 to perform. Why does the Waterfront Commission stifle local talent? The official performers, whether at Tall Ships or Buskers, are mostly imported. No, I don’t play fucking Peruvian pan […]

Published July 26, 2007. Not Proud of the Way I Bitched To the residents of South End Halifax, I have to apologize for the foul language you endured yesterday. I’m not proud of the way I bitched. South End Howler

Published July 26, 2007. Good Job Metro Housing Thanks for chasing the f**king bedbugs all around the building instead of telling clients so that 2 yrs. later ,for the 3rd time I have to go through the poison spray, throwing out my belongings, nightmares, permanent twitch from fear they are sucking my blood yet again. […]

Published July 26, 2007. Penny Dreadful You live on the fifth floor of the brick building by the Barrington Superstore. You and your fuckwad friends made a game of throwing pennies off your balcony Saturday the 21st around 5:30pm. Like throwing your butts all over the place wasn’t stupid enough, you throw away money. Obviously […]

Published August 02, 2007. Working 9-5 not the only way to make a livin’ I don’t work 9-5. In fact, I work crazy hours in my field. But I get so much flak for this it’s insane. People ask me when I am getting a real job. I knew it was unlikely I wouldn’t get […]

Published August 09, 2007. Why the fuck? Can someone please explain to me why the fuck HRM has even bothered to put public smoking by-laws into place? I watch Metro Transit drivers park thier idling busses at terminals and chain smoke thier fucking faces off every single day, right in front of a sign that […]