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Two-star Hotel

John Madden follows up last year’s crackling thriller The Debt with a piece of lightweight fluff tonally reminiscent of his directorial breakthrough Shakesepeare In Love, and comes up flat. Remarkably so, considering the acting royalty on hand to play a group of aging Brits taken in by an ad from an ambitious young Indian hotelier […]

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Lowered expectations

Five sets of prospective parents—at least two sets too many—experience pregnancy and childbirth in this adaptation of the famous self-help book. Director Kirk Jones can’t wrangle the mismatched storylines into a cohesive whole, juggling plotlines that range from the romcom wackiness of reality TV star procreation to African adoption to the tragedy that befalls a […]

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Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows sure seems like a Tim Burton movie. There’s magnificent gothic production design, a story that includes both comedy and bloody carnage, notes of musical whimsy from Danny Elfman and a heavily made-up Johnny Depp in the lead role. Yet in adapting the 1960s soap opera, Burton can’t conjure up the heart and twisted […]

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Reviewer not The Lucky One

Zac Efron is a haunted man in The Lucky One, a spoonful of sap tapped from the same source—novelist Nicholas Sparks—as The Notebook. Efron’s Logan is an ex-Marine suffering from post-traumatic stress and a nagging need to connect with the mystery blonde (Taylor Schilling) whose photo he found in Iraq. Efron himself wears a stunned […]

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Love the boat

Last week, James Cameron’s Titanic was re-released in theatres sporting a new 3D look. This makes sense, because it’s the 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s sinking and because it’s a great way for a studio to make gobs and gobs of money off a movie that’s already been produced. I can’t argue that this strategy […]

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Dreamy Jiro Dreams of Sushi

David Gelb’s unassuming little documentary works itself into you with gentle insistence, its hypnotic effect as subtle as it is inevitable. The subject is Tokyo’s master sushi chef Jiro Ono, an 85-year-old whose dedication to the job is so total that his middle-aged sons, well-trained sushi wizards in their own right, seem destined to forever […]

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A limp American Reunion

Ever wonder what happened to the American Pie characters after the second sequel in 2003? Me neither. Still, here are Jim (Jason Biggs), Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), Stifler (Seann William Scott), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) and a familiar crew of supporting characters, cramming the unwanted answers into multiplexes. The gang, now into […]

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Odds are with The Hunger Games

Gary Ross adapts the first of a trilogy of books by Suzanne Collins, introducing movie audiences to a future world where moneyed elites, having quashed a rebellion by poorer citizens, rub the losers’ noses in it with an annual event that pits the children of the 99 percent against each other in a televised duel […]

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Like Crazy

Rarely has the euphoric delirium of new love been rendered as believably as it is in the opening act of Drake Doremus’ Like Crazy, as college-age cuties Anton Yelchin and Felicity Jones tumble hard for each other. This giddy first burst, and the chemistry between the actors, sustains a movie that runs into trouble at […]

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