Bitcher

To all males who have worn a wifebeater in the winter, have referred to themselves as ‘hard as shit’, taken steroids, have bought a 50cent CD and haven’t bought a Public Enemy CD, yelled at girls from Dad’s car, given a 70-year-old lady the finger for driving slow, and who use the words ‘gay’ and […]

so, i met yet *another* cat on the way home the store today (stray cats always gravitate in my direction for some reason). anyway, the poor thing was shivering in the freezing cold and quite obviously malnourished. kitty conspicuously perched himself upon someones front steps to greet me as i walked by, meeowing beseechingly in […]

I would hate to be a person who is physically disabled. HRM has practically bound these people to their homes. Side walk clearance in a joke, and the goddamn curbs have 4ft of ice and stretch out into the road way. It’s bad enough for able bodied people trying not to fall and break anything, […]

Just filled out your “Best of Music” survey. As a musician (i.e. someone who plays a real instrument and sings with other real people playing real instruments), I was appalled to see a category for Best Karaoke Host. That is akin to having a Winter Olympic event on a ski hill for tobogganing. Sure, toboggining […]

I used to have a nice tiny nose, but I developed a tic when I was 13, and I haven’t been able to stop twisting and pulling at my nose. Now, my nose is stretched out, and twisted off to the right, and looks like a giant eye sore because I have a thin face. […]

I’m getting rather sick and tired of the lack of sidewalk manners. If you are walking with your friends please move into single file when you see someone coming in the opposite direction so they can pass. Sailboats

So, often I hear people getting all frustrated with the past, saying like “omg she said this and this wasn’t right and he doesn’t care” etcetc. Two things: Life doesn’t always cater to your specific egoic desires, and also, the time is right now. Every infinite fraction of a second is a new time to […]

Sorry to do this, but after the past week I’ve seen this way too much.What is it about -15 C weather that makes girls think that a short skirt and tights are going to keep you warm? I don’t know if it’s the cold, or are you just stupid? Let’s do the math, shall we? […]

I want to thank the club for permanently freezing my ass for most likely the rest of the winter season. I understand things aren’t looking positive for this club, but holy moly…..a little heat couldn’t be to much to ask for when it’s -kazillion degrees outside. Jackie Frost

If you’re looking to be our roommate, you’ll inevitably be one of two types of people: 1. Someone who says they are clean and IS clean. 2. Someone who says they are clean and ISN’T clean. If it was a pie chart, the first group would be a tiny sliver. For them, congratulations. You win […]

So I’m fat. No getting around that. And for the for the past fucking month and a half I’ve been TRYING to lose weight. I exercise almost every day, I started eating 1500 calories a day which was half of what I was eating and no weight loss. I went up to 1700 figuring 1500 […]

This isn’t so much of a bitch as it is a comment on silliness.When you go to certain retail stores and try something on they ask you for your name and write it on the door along with the amount of items that you have. Kind of funny though, you uhm,…spelled my name wrong on […]