I used to have a nice tiny nose, but I developed a tic when I was 13, and I haven’t been able to stop twisting and pulling at my nose. Now, my nose is stretched out, and twisted off to the right, and looks like a giant eye sore because I have a thin face. Great job, you dumb twat. Minor plastic surgery? Suggestions, suggestions.
—Mad at hands.
This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2009.
How about you just reverse your habit, and smoosh your nose back in place.
Or become a boxer.
ummm, i jus luuv a man with a big fat honker… so hot. nevermind the surgeon sweetie, cum see me… i’ll wax on your bulbous appendage til it’s all shiny & new again… and you’re gonna love it!
signed clitoris