If I gotta hear about your “Hubby” or “hub-unit” one more time, I’m gonna have a freakin CONNIPTION! I called my so-called BFF 2 weeks in advance to invite her to a birthday party of a mutual friend. She FACEBOOKED me a week after the party saying she received my calls but sorry was busy with her “hub unit” and couldn’t call me back to tell me this for some reason.
I’ve never even met my other friend’s “hub-unit.” Apparently, she doesn’t let him around her single friends. I offered to bring her a coffee and pop ’round for a visit like old times, but she said she couldn’t because her “hub-unit” was home and they hadn’t seen each other ALL DAY!
I met this other chick online…we were gonna be workout buddies and go for walks every day. Then she starts coppin’ out saying, “My hubby and I haven’t been spending much time together lately, I’m gonna stay home with him today.” Honey, if your hubby had his choice, between gettin rid of your mug for an hour a day to have a fit wife or having your fat arse glued to his hip 24/7…which do you think he would choose?
You two live together; you sleep in the same bed every night. Do you know how silly and pathetic you sound? How about a little mystery? Do you think your dear hubby loves knowing EVERYTHING about you, from knowing where you are at every moment to when you take a shit to what your farts smell like. Ever hear of absence making the heart grow fonder and all that? Why don’t you moronic little wifeys just crawl up inside your man’s asshole and take up residence INSIDE HIM. Maybe you can wear him like a second skin, possess his entire being and BECOME him! —Wifey Needs To Get a Fucking Lifey
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.
So true. Some women/men have no sense of personal identity and no desire to live for themselves in the slightest. It’s sad.
Single lifey not working out so well for ya, Fucko? Get your own wifey to do things with, then you won’t have to worry about anyone elses wifey.
me-FUCKING-ow. what a skanky fucking pig you are.
I agree with OP. the terms ‘hubby’ ‘hub-unit’ (WTF???) ‘DH” etc drive me crazy. as far as losing her friends to marital glue, meh! they weren’t much to begin with then, were they? just ‘wasting time’ with friends until (drum roll) a MAN comes along. for this I marched and protested and whupped my bra around bayonets in the 60’s? (just kidding about the bayonets but i sure discussed with great vigour) and…..it’s not limited to het relationships. any combo will do. dearie, your friends will seek you out again when hubbie-pooh is caught poking his barista. and you will respond with hagen daaz and kleenex, unless you have found your own hubbie-bear by then, in which case she can go hang herself. OP is not being a cow, bitch or cat. just as a man who gets abandoned by his now-married friend is not a jerk, slimeball or instigator for wondering what happened to his good buddy. yeh, your life should change once you live with someone, but don’t dump your friends.
Sounds to me like she’s avoiding you like crazy. She’s just using hubby as an excuse. Besides, you sound like a bitchy twat – I wouldn’t have time for you either but not because of a hub-unit.
nothing worse than a workout buddy with excuses…
hard to get any sort of routine going with no-shows.
I just think it’s funny you complain that she calls him her “hubby” or “hub-unit” but then you call her your “BFF”.
A buddy of mine used to call his wife: ‘My little front end loader’ – natch, they’re divorced now.
It is annoying when you have a good friend who you rarely get to see anymore because they’d rather spend time with their boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. I don’t know why some people like to keep their friends separate from their SO, like what’s wrong with hanging out with all of them at the same time? It just seems pathetic to hand your entire life over to someone else for the sake of something to cuddle in bed and someone to open jars for you. People that get into relationships like that seem to be really insecure and feel like if they don’t show this “devotion” to their SO, that they’ll leave them. Why not try being in a relationship with someone who makes you feel safe, not worried? There are lovely people that exist that will let you do your own things and still be crazy about you and crave you every second you’re gone ;).
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Take the HINT – she hates you!
and how could you transfer all your hobbies/entertainment/recreational activities to just one person? or do they give all that up too? does dear hubbie just LOVE going shoe shopping with you? how about spa treatments? is he in the mud room before you? what about pastel coloured martini night? chik flik w/ ice cream marathons? no? gee whiz. maybe he would prefer messing about with engines in the shed and a buddy? ass scratching guilt free moments? you can’t do everything with one person 24/7. it’s not fair or kind to drag some dude along while you try on 150 dresses. unless he’s the must-have gay male friend that every str8 woman needs. stereotypes aside, no two people can have exactly the same interests, to the same interest level. this si why people usually have several friends. bosom buddy heart & soul friend, lo-cal friends, rough housing friends, adventure friends, couch potato friends. totally unrealistic to force a person you romantically LOVE to play all those roles, wear all those hats. nasty. selfish. dreadfully insecure.
Wow, you don’t sound bitter, jealous or controlling at all.