To one of the hoards of first-year girls screaming up Chestnut Street today decked out in Dal gear: You stole a construction s
ign that was half the size of you and proceeded to carry it over your head while running and screaming down the street. I’m not really sure what the best-case scenario is here, but you do you. —Whyyyy
This article appears in Oct 15-21, 2015.
They had to steal the construction sign because the Bookstore had sold out of Escher prints. Hard to decorate on budget, y’know?
Ahhhh, girls… why?!
Oh, that first taste of freedom from their helicopter parents is so sweet.
I agree with you, Caballo. Helicopter parents are ridiculous people and these kids need an outlet in which to vent.
I knew a chick like that who didn’t make it past 1st year once she got a taste of freedom, and the D.
Years ago I saw two girls walking beside each other with sweat pants stating the words on their buttocks; one saying “BUM” and another “GAP”. Play on words? No lie.