To the coworker who is either pregnant or bulimic, please clean up after yourself. We have one stall for the ladies, and one for the men, so it is unavoidable.
If you’re bulimic you should have better aim than that, or at least the decency to clean up after yourself. Do you think nobody is going to notice the regurgitated food all over the seat? come ON!!! (I’m sorry but I spent –wasted– 5 years of my life with my face alternating between food and a toilet. And I never left a trace.) Clean it up, B!tch! —HC
This article appears in Nov 11-17, 2010.
Post up a sign in the cubicles: ‘NO CHUNK ZONE’ and another over the sink: ‘All food probing index fingers must be scrubbed with Javex for at least 2 hours.’
at least you don’t have mysterious co-workers shitting in the garbage cans.
but o.p., maybe it’s that inter office blow jobs that are doing it. you just never know. i wanna work there.
OP, look around the office for the bulimic one and then offer them food, and lots of it.
….do YOU have mysterious co workers shitting in the garbage cans, zZz?
I doubt OP’s bulimic. Usually they’re really good at hiding that shit, and we all know how entitled preggos are 😀
Uhh yeah put a sign there. Something to the effect of stop upchucking everywhere asshat.
Someone offer sebastian some pussy.
Here is a thought…SEND OUT AN OFFICE MEMO!!!!!….It will embarrass the person that has done it and stop it….
“we all know how entitled preggos are :D” Just wondering what you mean? I have a girlfriend who is the sweetest human in the world who keeps getting sick…she’s on meds and has even gotten sick on the bus to work and home….people are so mean to her they don’t even offer her a seat. Unless you’ve been pregnant then don’t judge….it’s a tough go for some…and others use it as an excuse to be assholes…but that’s people in general…..we’re all different.
i barfed everyday for the first trimester but i was neat about it
lol. No matter what if someone makes a mess they should clean it! no matter what. It’s just common decency. I’m not making excuses for this person…that’s just wrong… and I can’t clean other peoples throw up unless I gave birth to them. So I don’t know how OP did it.
Shit. I barfed my guts up a long time ago at work once (tim’s cappuccino and…not much else) and it was EVERYWHERE around the toilet seat/floor in the stall and I cleaned that crap UP. Because that’s what you do when you upchuck the contents of your stomach. It looked like liquid shit with the sweet smell of mocha-y coffee. *shudder*
I HATE barfing in public.
RC: I was making fun of how preggos always get shit on around here for being, apparently, entitled (usually for *gasp* wanting a seat on the bus). Preggos and kids…two of the most hated on this board 😛
Thanks PK, I was just about to go heat up my dinner, which happens to be curry.
rofl
Worst thing to throw up: milk, bread a close second. Best thing to throw up: Cold juice that’s still cold coming out. Sorry to gross anyone out 😛 I’m not/never been preggers but my birth control pill made me throw up everyday when I was first on it, lawl. Now it’s only on occasion :D.