To the coworker who is either pregnant or bulimic, please clean up after yourself. We have one stall for the ladies, and one for the men, so it is unavoidable. If you’re bulimic you should have better aim than that, or at least the decency to clean up after yourself. Do you think nobody is […]
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Bike-Thief Bitch
To the bitch who cut my lock and stole my bike: I hope you appreciate the terrible gears and lack of a tune-up. You see, it was a brand new birthday present I bought for myself and I hadn’t yet brought it back for a tune-up. I hadn’t ridden a bicycle in two years and […]