To the assholes that live above me…why the fuck do you feel the urge to stomp around your apartment at 3 am with your fucking stilettos on? Seriously! I’d like to be woken up by my alarm clock for a change, not your stupid-ass heels. TAKE THEM OFF!

Seconds From Murder

This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2008.

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  1. Sounds like a good reason to play Celine Dion and Barry Manilow full blast at 3 a.m. Then she’d really have something to stomp around about.

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  2. They sound exactly like my old upstairs neighbors…they aren’t perhaps 3 women mid 20’s, all work in various bars and have a piss poor understanding of what “Sexy” or “Consideration” actually means?Gotta love that “ME” generation!

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