C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.Han Solo: Never tell me the odds. It felt like doing just that while leaving Edmonton; rocks, rocks and more rocks. More rock than if Sabbath covered a Zeppelin song. With the new wheel too, it added some pressure to navigate […]
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Touring Green – Blog 19: Edmonton (June 6-9)
Edmonton was another whirlwind with three performances at an art gallery, CBC performance space (which was an interesting performance mid-day at CBC in this downtown mall), and the festival show at the Velvet Underground (with a little Cadence Weapon upstairs at the Starlite which was pretty nice since I didn’t get to catch his show […]
Touring Green – Blog 18: Lacombe to Edmonton (June 6)
So… things break and my bike is a thing and so I guess, by this logic, it would need to break at some point, which it did today. The spoke situation got worse until, eventually, the wheel was just rubbing right into the bike’s frame and not doing the whole “moving forward” thing. Luckily, after […]
Touring Green – Blog 17: Calgary to Lacombe (June 5)
Calgary to Lacombe was a long trek (for those of you looking on the map, it’d be a nearly impossible bike ride without the help of my sis driving me some of the distance). But, despite having this automotive boost, it was still one of the longer bikes at 120k (with some fun off-roading at […]
Silverman, you diabolical…
Sarah Silverman takes a moment to blast Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards last night, while Paris sits in the audience. It’s the kind of thing we all wish we could do once before we die. And isn’t Jack Nicholson just shocked! Thanks for living out our dream, Sarah.
The dope (Jodie) show
Two years ago, Flightplan was opening while I was in Toronto at the film festival. I found out a day late that I had been across the street, in the Cumberland Theatre, from one of my idols, Jodie Foster, who’d been sequestered in the Four Seasons doing Canadian press. I easily could’ve passed her somewhere […]
My arrested Arrested Development development
After I raved one too many times about how good 30 Rock is, my peeps asked if I’ve ever seen the late great Fox show Arrested Development. I never bothered to catch that train, I said. Bother, they replied, handing over all three seasons on DVD. For weeks now, my nights have been filled with […]
Burning Ears for Tuesday
An oddly cool day on the web for Metro, as the city is linked to a painful skateboard fall that goes prime time tonight, and preparations continue for the world lacrosse championships. But don’t worry, all’s not big and extreme on the east coast, as a couple travel mentions make clear. Full links for these […]
Halifax’s identity crisis on The Current
CBC radio’s excellent show The Current devoted a major section to Halifax this morning. Considering the city’s Commonwealth Games snub and resistance to the Twisted Towers, host Anna Maria Tremonti wondered if Halifax is going through an “identity crisis.” She convened a panel of Haligonians (councillor Sheila Fougere, former Heritage Trust president Alan Parish and […]
Is your microprocessor running?
Which came first: the computer, or the prank? Almost certainly, the prank. But did not the computer perfect the prank? We assert, yes. And, what is more, we offer this handy computer pranking reference from Wikipedia as proof (oh, wiki…so much better than encyclo.) It also explains the picture sitting just off to the right…. […]
Snow bike, anyone?
In honour of the weather, which has finally produced a good ol’ fashioned Canadian blizzard, and in honour of my forthcoming attempt to get home, I give you, Ktrak. Turns any bike into a snowmo-bike, it does. I’ve also heard that it pushes the tempo. You be the judge.
Matt Mays and El Torpedo on Conan O’Brien
In case you missed it Friday night:

