To the lady who always comes into my store and talks for at least 15 minutes about the following: your divorce, your latest flings, your insecurities, the good day you had yesterday, the awful day you’ve been having today… NONE OF US CARE! I’m all for small talk, but when it gets to the point […]
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To my sexually active cousin
Hey cuz, since we are roommates and we’re, you know, FAMILY, could you and your bf be a little more quiet when you two physically show your love for one another? It’s awkward enough to hear people having sex when they’re not related to you, but when they are, it’s a whole new level of […]
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Sensationalistic shit
Dear Media: Why the fuck do you insist on printing the horrible details of a person’s death? Is it not bad enough someone was murdered? Do we have to know the details? Do you never think that when you post pictures of a car wreck, that the family of the victim wake up and find […]
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Yucky!
It has to be dark when I go down on my man because I do not want to look at his nasty, smelly, greasy, and long black pubic hair staring me in the face. —Disgruntled Girlfriend