To the crew handing out fair-trade chocolate at the corner of Queen and Spring Garden on Thursday – you guys rock! Thank you so much for filling up my bag with treats when just one bar would have been greatly appreciated. You made my day! —My Tummy Hurts
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Fuck you, sorbitol!
There were two grams of you in those sugar free freezies I ate last night. It’s 7:30am and I’m STILL awake because I might as well have eaten a box of ex-lax for supper. Word to the wise: any sweetener with “ol” at the end should just be labeled “world’s greatest laxative,” according to 4am-in-between-paying-homage-to-the-porcelain-gods […]