To my neighbor down the hall who smokes enough pot to float a frat house: I don’t care if you want to spend life in your perpetual adolescence, but this is a building of grown-ups, mostly: have the decency to throw a towel under your door, you fuckwit. My partner with asthma and my three-year-old […]
smokey the bandit
Posted inLove the Way We Bitch/Love
To the Transit Driver Who Needs to chain smoke in front of our children’s school
Being married to a smoker, I do understand your need for a ciggie, but chain smoking in front of the school, is simply not right. You cannot continue to hide behind your union or your little bus riding posse any more. Good luck on using your intimidation tactics for me anymore – I am not […]

