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(500) Days of Summer falls, hard

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Tom falls hard for Zooey Deschanel’s Summer, who does not return the sentiment, so naturally, the relationship doesn’t work out. (500) Days, though it has its moments of genuine insight, is more a story of heartbreak for heartbreak’s sake and not a deep emotional journey. The supporting cast all speak the same commiserative […]

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Apatow’s Funny People can’t see straight

In Funny People, Judd Apatow inserts real documentary footage of his daughter singing “Memory” in her school performance of Cats, and makes it a story point. That says everything about Funny People‘s inflated sense of importance. Apatow hasn’t a touch for big-screen comedy (not in pacing, composition, nor attitude). He prioritizes mass acceptance too highly […]

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Empire of the Sun

If I lived in a futuristic ’80s B-movie like the duo Empire of the Sun apparently does, this would totally be the album I would seal the deal with. (I imagine by this point in the future Sade and Massive Attack will have lost favour as archaic reminders of backwards times.) I would meet you […]

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