cigarette dangles

How is it that you throw your cigarette butts out your car window, or next to the front door of our buildings, without considering you are just littering. I hope you all get your asses fined! —Stuck in a city full of cigarette butts

Dear Mommy: I really wish you wouldn’t eat your face off while I am growing inside your zepplin-sized tummy. That Triple Whopper crap nauseates me, has made me grow three spines and makes my heart beat like Ozzy Osborne having a seizure. I don’t even know what agony you suffer trying not to consume deep […]