To the editor,
We don’t need more roads for dumb suburbanites to find another way to clog them. How about a Toyota Corolla instead of a Chevrolet Suburban. These big-assed vehicles are stupid. I know it’s a dick thing and owning a McMansion isn’t enough, but I am a driver myself and think commuter rail is a great idea. It would reduce the pollution of all the minivans and SUVs.
By Zac
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2007.