Technically this is not a photo of the Commons–it is a photo of the asshole who took a piss on my neighbour’s house before I could yell to stop (see red line). Dude, I might not be able to see your face, but my CSI Halifax technology has spotted your idiot friend’s Rolling Stones jacket. I’ll find you, you dirty bird.
This article appears in Sep 21-27, 2006.


Nice work on the hi-tech doodadery, Carter.I just saw a guy taking a piss on a pillar in the parking garage between our office and Gottingen, and when I made to a point to shoot him a dirty look, he looked back all defiant like “WHAT?”.Why do men have to pee ON things, like dogs? A toilet isn’t something you pee AGAINST so what makes the great outdoors any difference? Aim for a sewer grate or something.
Urinals you pee against. Blame public institutions for this unfortunate man-training.
The concept of outlawing peeing in public is oppressive to the homeless. Where are they supposed to pee? There are very few truly public washrooms where there is no ‘clients only’ policy. Now, this person is probably not homeless, but still, what’s the big deal?
I saw a guy pissing on the wall outside the Sportsplex one day at 4 pm! The bathrooms are barely inside the door. What a pig.