Economic Action Plan is upside down.

Who’s responsible? Stephen Harper, fax 613-941-6900.

Remarks: Earlier this year, the prime minister’s office—on direct orders from Stephen Harper—meticulously tracked the placement of 8,500 Economic Action Plan signs around the country, complete with reports and photos. So, when this sign in front of Ahern Manor on Gottingen Street tumbled over in the wind, we thought we better alert Harper himself, so he can scurry over and right it. Problem is, we can’t phone Harper; his office only accepts email and faxes. Perhaps stimulus money should have go to a new phone line in the PMO.

This article appears in Dec 23-29, 2010.