HEY DOUCHENOZZLE! Yeah you, the oblivitron on the bike. Myself and about ten other people were entering the crosswalk as it was our turn to do so and you come barreling through on your bike. You’re halfway through the crosswalk then whip your head around because I assume you were going to jump right back into traffic. While doing this YOU’RE NOT LOOKING WHERE YOU’RE GOING. You almost hit a bunch of people, you rotten carcass! —Lose the Helmet, You’re Not Protecting Shit
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.
That’s what the clothesline is for.
Zombie on Wheels, is that a George Romero?
1) Zombie reference
2)”Douchenozzle”
3)”Oblivitron”
Okay, which regular bitcher wrote this?
not me
LMFAO Cranky. Sorry bud, for some reason you wouldn’t even have been rounded up with the usual suspects.
>; )
People do not come in bunches
ha ha, i know
I call fake bitch!!! There is no such thing as a less than perfect cyclist.
As far as bitches go this one is kinda lame. C’mon. You can do better than this, people!
I see cyclists drift through crosswalks all the time. Everyone’s stopped, pedestrian’s safely (they believe!) crossing, and Freddy Fixie with the FrontBasket fucking sails through.
Valid Bitch, in this Bitch’s opinion.
I like the fixie chickies with the baskets and dark rimmed glasses but their male hangers-on with their bad tats and skinny jeans I can live without.
please for the love of pasta, don’t wear fliplops when you’re riding
Even ironic flipflops?
teehee, irony won’t save your feet from becoming bloodied
A quick shoulder check or shove and there goes that fucking cyclist in front of an oncoming truck. They shouldn’t be riding through crosswalks anyhow. If cars are allowed to hit cyclists on crosswalks, pedestrians can too.
Too bad it wasn’t seb: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/… but who would mourn?
i know the bait is big and bad cranky, just leave it be buddy
there are two kinds of bikers, as well as drivers, these twits fall into the bad category.there are times, when i would dearly love to run over sme of these fools, but damn the law, says i can’t. same as drivers, would love to put them in a ditch, but rules are there too.
But seb, you CAN kill them in a crosswalk. Even pedestrians! so go for it! it was only a $387 for killing teenage girls but the bleeding hearts upped it to $1000, a small price to pay for the thrill of killing someone, no?
http://marybeth-bumperstickers.piczo.com/m…
Only if seb kills one of his own species is it okay.
I’ve always considered the concept of karma to be a load of old cobblers…
http://thechronicleherald.ca/Metro/1265379…
…but I’m starting to come around, I think.
Yep , that karma sure does come around.
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20110…
Unfortunately (In My Opinion) waiting 30 years to do so, totally negates that there is any karma.
You wait long enough something good or bad will eventually happen to anyone, no matter how good or bad they are Good & Bad will happen, & that ISN’T KARMA, that’s LIFE !
I love Zombies!!!!!!!!!!!