To the dumb bitch in the new silver Honda who felt she was too important to stop at the crosswalk on Barrington outside Scotia Square this morning WHILE PEOPLE WERE ALREADY IN IT: I got your plate number and have reported the incident. See you in traffic court! —Pretty Kitty

This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2012.

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  1. nuck nuck that isn’t how it works.

    The only thing that will happen to her is she will get a call, visit, or letter from the police warning her not to drive like an asshat. If you could report a plate and then have that person get sent to traffic court then there would be a shit load of people making false reports on people they don’t like.

    lrn2proof
    lrn2law
    lrn2hearsay

    “u ignored the crosswalk!!!!!!1111one”
    “no i didnt!!!!!111111one”
    “yes u did!!!!!111111one”
    “no i didnt!!!!!11111onewon”

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  3. waste of time o.p., over the last 5 years, i have recorded and given cops at least 20 plate numbers, time and date, and what happened. to date, no follow up, zip all.

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  4. But it felt good to do it didn’t it PK. Maybe some other pedestrians reported it as well.

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  5. I didn’t really figure much would happen, but even if she was sent a warning letter, perhaps she’d smarten the fuck up. That’s a very high traffic cross walk and one person could potentially kill and injure many at once. Especially during rush hours.

    From now on, I’m carrying rocks in my purse like Biscuit. He carries rocks in his man purse for such occasions.

    He also yells at pedestrians who jay walk when he’s driving by. It’s *awesome* to see the look on their faces.

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  6. Imagine if we cruised with Ivan and Bro Tim! So many hate crimes involving water balloons and people who resemble Omar Khadr and Andre Denny.

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