You honestly think you’re the best thing in the entire world, don’t you? Noone is more “educated”, works harder, or deserves more than you out of life, do they? You’re always so fucking busy judging others because the minute you stop, you might actually have to take a closer look at your own life. (And god fucking forbid you admit you’ve ever done anything you regret!) Noone ever said you were perfect, dear. So quit acting like it because it’s giving everyone else a goddamn headache, you fucking annoying cunt. It used to surprise me, but now i completely understand why you’re alone.
—Believe that.
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.