I really appreciate you admitting to me that you’ve been screwing the guy upstairs. It really makes me feel great to think back on all the early mornings I left for work and all the times he came downstairs after I left to put the blocks to you. That was a nice little detail. I should’ve suspected something was up when you said you were going out with your friends and as often as I can remember, hearing him leave his apartment just minutes after you did. Did you really have to keep this from me for a year. Guess you finally found someone to pour maple syrup all over your pancake tits. Best of all, Im really glad I don’t have to peel away the layers of fat from your thighs for 5 minutes digging around for stinky puss anymore. It was always really tough to get hard after that, just so you know. Oh yeah and by the way, your mom blew me at your families christmas party last year. She wanted me to bang her but i couldn’t do it. It’s my only regret. That and wasting the precious time i have on this earth with a sleazy, stupid, unfunny, gossipy, hateful, mindless person like you. Thanks for nothin…. — happy out of love
This article appears in Oct 17-23, 2013.
Dug for a year and only now admit to her stinking puss. She must really have a thing on her for you to stay a year smelling rotten fish.
OP has no sense of smell.
So, her mom blew you, and you’re upset she cheated on you? I’m confused.
reason #423789 why having a cat is a better relationship than a person…
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You are complaining about her pancake tits, smelly puss, and layers of fat on her thighs …… she must have had one hell of a personality to have TWO losers fuck the shit out of her …. oh wait, ONE loser was fucking her ….. while you were at work!
Well OB, you picked her. Says something about you now, doesn’t it?
Its like Sweeps Week for LTWWB or something!
You got it all wrong OP….I’m the worst person I’ve ever known.
Lol, what a hoar!!!
You cheated first. She fessed up first. She’s the better person. Sorry dick.
you both sound horrible
Um. You let her mom suck your ween and you’re mad because she fucked the neighbour?
Ahahaha you’re both colossal losers. Hopefully y’all didn’t procreate.
I call shenanigans on this Bitch. It duplicates word for word the plot of “Keeping Up With The Caperdashians” as performed by a certain local dinner theatre.
FAIL!
My mistake. It was actually lifted from “Cape Breton Honey Boo-Boo”.
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s the same script; just more jokes about baked beans and incest.
Don’t be a loser OP. Do something to that guy. He made a joke of you and probably told all his friends too.
I thought that Christmas tradition had long gone by the wayside. Way to keep it up, so to speak.
Too bad things didn’t work out, sounds like you were made for each other.
Not buyin it.
Hello happy,
A shame, you two really deserve each other.
PK Oh.. i’m sure they did.. They always do.
Hahaha you dated a fat smelly hateful chick and let her mom blow you. You must have really great self esteem. In dying!