To the JERK who stole the milk crate full of spray paint: You had the audacity to take an entire box of paint off of someone’s porch, but you didn’t even TRY to steal the AMAZING vhs collection being stored right next to it?! What? Are our movies not good enough for you!? Asshat. —Never Been More Insulted in My Life
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
No more tagging till you can shoplift some more, huh?
Aspiring graffiti artists don’t have time to watch movies OP.
Don’t leave your shit on your porch and it likely won’t get stolen.
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What the hell can someone do with VHS tapes these days? ~ I would have painted those mutha’s before taking the crate away.
I’d say this is a case of vigilantism….someone saw your milk crate full of spray paint as you readied yourself for a night of tagging buildings in the city. When you weren’t looking, they stone-walled (pun intended) your plans of vandalism by yoinking your rattle can collection. To that person I say Well Done!!
I would have tagged your VHS copy of Wild Style.
Are the movies still up for grabs?
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ah, poor aby, now you have to steal or buy(gasp) more tagging paint. and your vhs tapes sucked, that’s why they were still there.
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Ahaha! Love how there’s a heart over the ‘I’ in Satin…. So you really Do think that’s how you spell it? TFF!
lol so… you would have been happier had they taken your paint AND your precious VHSs? lol I believe you can still get a quarter each for them at a pawn shop.
In response to everyone who thinks the spray paint was for tagging:
“When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.”
It was for painting furniture and creating paintings.
Also,
I dare anyone to try and take those VHS.
Have a good week.
well, maybe if you triple dog dared us^^
I wouldn’t take the VHS tapes, instead I would drop more of them ontop of the pile so you have to deal with the problem not me.
Yeeeeeahhh, art. Right.
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Taking down graffiti arses one milk crate at a time.
None of you adorable awesome hilarious people understand the THICK sarcasm being laid on in this Bitch, do you?
Congrats to whoever stole the stray paint. OB, did you plan on tagging more shit in HRM and ruining in the city? Maybe some crackhead stole it to sniff.
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I think we do Partofleg; we just don’t allow it to spoil a good time, that’s all.
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anomis, is that how you write your tags, good thing the paint is gone then. we are laughing hard enough now, without seeing your art.
It’s funny when people bitch about people not understanding sarcasm while not understanding sarcasm themselves ;D Err wait, were you being sarcastic too?
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“None of you adorable awesome hilarious people understand the THICK sarcasm being laid on in this Bitch, do you?”
Those are kind words partofthelegend. There’s not enough appreciation given to the commentators in these bitches in general.
So what you’re saying is that you would rather have had the persons in question take the VHS tapes than the spray paint. Another poster “Adonis” or was it “Anonymous” evened dared anyone to take said tapes. I bet he was being sarcastic too!
You sarcastic people really keep me on my toes.
I make a sad when people miss my ironies 🙁
So in that vein.
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teehee. The way I interpret this bitch is like so:
Someone had their art supplies stolen off their front deck while they were inside, and right next to the box of art supplies was a box of VHS tapes, which went untouched. The situation was a infuriating (given the cost of all that paint) but also a little bit silly, so rather that get actually seriously mad and poster the town with “you bastards!” and “how could you take paint from struggling artists?” they decided to take a different spin on the whole thing and write a silly Bitch on the coasts website about how insulted they were that the thief didn’t appreciate their taste in movies.
It’s so very ironic and roundabouty. This Bitch has NSCAD hipster written all over it.
ahem,
thank god the precious dorf collection is safe!
Hey you stole the milk crate right? You are a thief too OP.
You got what you deserved. Milk crates are private property. I doubt your last name is BAXTER.
Oh the irony is piling up higher than crack hoes on welfare check day.
…I think it’s only theft when it’s been taken from a struggling “artist”, not some faceless corporation. Yeah, that was sarcasm.