So you’re somewhat Hali-famous…Congrats! You kissed enough ass (among other things) to get there. But you’re not talented — you just think you are. And someday, when you move to a “bigger” city, you’re gonna realize just how insignificant you are. —You Probably Think This Bitch Is About You, Don’t You?
This article appears in May 30 – Jun 5, 2013.


hahaha jealous.. you’ve got NOTHING going on… Hali-famous is probably better looking than you are too.
Well thank you Carly Simon…jeez
Is it me? ME?!
How does one get Hali-famous?
Like, show up in consecutive issues of that stupid ‘faces’ magazine or what?
yesterday, i met like 15 people i knew. does that count? i don’t want to be famous or halifamous
Hali-famous. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Unless you’re Ellen Paige, The Trailer Park Boys or one of the Live at 5 crew, you’re not Hali-famous. You’re just around a lot. Sorry.
LOL, must be a DJ.
I don’t understand why you couldn’t just bitch to this persons face if you really feel that way. Internet anonymity is lame sometimes. People have no balls anymore. You should take your focus off of “Hali-famous” because it is obviously driving you out of your mind and apply that focus to yourself. You’ve gotta be someones jealous ex-girlfriend.
You better not be talking about my girl Felicia Yap! Them’s fightin’ words!
Steve Murphy, best newscaster ever. It always looks like he’s about to break out into a big smile, unless of course he is talking about a murder, or a rape, or something else serious.