To all you lazy assholes I know, that use the rain and anything else as an excuse not to get off your fat ass and go do something FUN! Do you seriously not know why your life sucks so much? Take a look at everything you’re missing out on! You need an attitude adjustment! Please do us ALL a favor, stop complaining about everything that can go “wrong”, and use that energy to have a good f**king time!
— I’m not gonna melt.
This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2009.
Since you love the rain so much, can you pick me up another bag of Cheetos while you’re out? Thanks.
I can’t understand why you’d even waste the time to try to convince a bitchin’ sofa pillow to smell the friggin’ sewers.
there prob pot heads we have no ambition!
Your idea of fun isn’t everyones idea of fun. Have a great time in the rain by yourself.
Its not overly fun walking around the city when the humidity is at 100%, no sun to burn away the extra moisture, and the temperature is climbing up to 20 degrees either. I’d much rather sprawl out on my couch in my underwear while scratching myself and beating the heat.
Another person wanting to run people’s lives. Call the NDP, we need another law.
oh snap
Doing stuff in the rain is great, it just seems to make everything sexier.
Sexier my ass… I get drenched and then I chafe… even less fun…
The rain can kiss my sexy ass.
Just because people aren’t all happy happy to go out and get soaked and feel like shit in the humidity doesn’t mean they’re lazy.
I’d rather chill at home with a good book/dvd or watch one of my 5 bazillion HD digital channels on my huge ass plasma in my nice airconditioned living room than spend a day outside in the humid/muggy rainy weather uncomfortable as fuck.
I also visit the gym 4-5 times a week….so despite my preference for couch surfing through the crappy weather I would hardly call me “lazy” and my ass is anything but “fat” thanx very much.
Holy fuck kitty, you’re set….but you know what sucks WORSE than rain? Having your period while it’s raining. There are literally claw marks on my walls I’m so bored/bitchy.
Oh Gawd. Are we really talking about periods now? I didn’t think we were that friendly here on LTWWB. Next thing you know we’ll be having our periods at the same time.
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DAMMIT JAMMIE!
Ah, you’re almost there.
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Jesus. Everybody RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Holy shit, hope Tim doesn’t close my account for that one.
HAVE MERCY!!! IT’S ONLY GOD’S WAY!!!!
From the The Red Tide to the Red Tidal Wave
Wait, are the dots going off the page for you guys too?
Where’s Moses when you need him?
Yup, Dino. On my page they draw a line which runs directly between you and mcgayle in the Top commenters sections. Appropos?
It’s god’s way.
“Doing stuff in the rain is great, it just seems to make everything sexier.”
yay when we all look like drowned cats