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No matter what the conversation, you know everything there is or ever was to know about this particular topic. You are always right about everything you say, and you always say a lot. Your mouth never stops moving and the bizarre and unbelievable spew out like lava. Don’t you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? I’ve known you since the ‘80s with about two-and-a-half decades in between us meeting again about eight years ago. You haven’t changed a bit. The only One who knows everything there is to know about everything and anything is God not you. Hate to break it to ya’ but you should have known. —Acquaintance and colleague
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2015.
There is no god, so relax and enjoy your lives. A little pot, some unbridled, recreational sex… it’s all good! Tell them I said so…
Is this person an engineer? They are not all like that but there is a tendency to be a know-it-all. I’m told it is because they are expected to always be correct in their work and it carries over to the rest of their life.
GOD SPEAKS
“The only One who knows everything there is to know about everything and anything is God not you.” Acquaintance and Colleague
But how did you know this? How did you know that God is the only one who knows about everything and anything? To make that assertion you must be omniscient. You must know about everything and anything. The conclusion is unavoidable. You must be God.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
You know god isn’t real right?
There is no God, therefore, your ‘friend’ cannot be something that doesn’t exist.
People like that are fucking annoying,especially when every second word out of their mouth is a lie,but they think you are brain dead when you refuse to listen intently and take every word as gospel.
^or when people who are utterly unfit to offer any kind of relationship advice continue to do so and get all pissy and butthurt when their lack of knowledge, ability or competence is pointed out to them.
Consider the source…If a “know it all” lacks the appropriate credentials to give relationship advice and still considers themselves above you because you refuse the listen intently to their drivel,the problem lies with the “know it all”.
‘Above you’? If you believe that, then that’s just the start of your problems.
This is a message for Meaty, SHITD and Montrealman – we miss your banter – this is in the hope you will join our new group in a censor-free zone. Here’s the link to where we are. You will be among friends here. Signed, Banned but Happy as Freaking Clams to Be Censor-Free:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/353751304836060/
Don’t shoot me. I’m just the messenger.
RSVPS
Mwagon (04/24, 10:09AM)
How do you know God doesn’t exist? Such knowledge itself presupposes a godly omniscience which entails that you must be God. But you reject such entailment. Do you find this to be self-contradictory? Can God contradict himself? Write back soon.
Biggles Bilo (10:18AM)
See my reply to Mwagon above.
Biggles Bilo (2:30PM)
I will be among friends like Meaty and SHITD? You must be joking!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Like I said, don’t shoot the message.
God, as the masses know it (the invisible man in the sky) does not exist anymore than the fables in the Bible were true. Just my humble opinion, good sir.
I haven’t been here long enough to get a handle on a ‘Meaty’ or SHITZ’ Do enlighten me.
Annie,
don’t you dare join.
Correction: ‘don’t shoot the messenger’. The message can take care of itself.
Annie? As in ‘L’il Orphan’?
I’m told that you were sent an invite to the new group a while back, Mr. zZz. No RSVP?
So do you guys just copy and paste all the Bitches on this Facebook page? What about the Loves?
One of my first comments on this site was about the elementary school mentality on here. Now look, its “I don’t like your rules anymore so I’m starting my own clubhouse, its called no Mods allowed”.
Pouting is funny 🙂
Hahahaha, TT’s copy and pasting my comments. Sounds like the nukka crush will never die!!!
Copy, paste, repost on Facebook in 3…..2…..
I always found Nukka entertaining, No_fool not so much. I can’t speak for the others, particularly GDM, but I think the postcard thing is awesome and hilarious. If I got a random post card from someone on an internet forum I would laugh my ass off – though not sure if she had any reason to feel threatened by it.
I don’t care about trolls or people making stupid posts or being offensive. It’s the internet. The reason I left this site for the Facebook page is because my account is constantly banned/unbanned, my comments get deleted or go to MODbot for approval before being posted. So not really any point in staying here. Not to mention all the best people are over there now anyway and the conversation is MUCH better. I still pop in from time to time to read the comments here (rarely) and they’re pretty bland.
Just my 2 cents.
Also Mod can go fuck a rabid wombat.
All the best people minus MM, Froggy (or whatever the alias is these days) and SHITMD. ***
WHERE’S “THE DUKE,” OUR TOP COMMENTER???
Deleted again! Just before my last comment I replied to Biggles Bilo, Willard, The Board, Nukka and so on but it was deleted. I guess I’ve got to stop being so polite!
Anyone seen The Duke?
Why don’t you?
Go away, you buffoon.
Speaking of know-it-alls,
A young know-it-all lawyer runs a stop sign.
He gets pulled over by a policeman. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop’s expense.
The cop says,’ License and registration, please.’
‘What for?’ says the lawyer.
The cop says, ‘You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
The lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop”, Says the cop. “License and registration, please.”
The lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
‘The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!’ the cop says patiently.
Lawyer says, ‘I’ll tell you what. If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
‘That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,’ the cop says.
At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, ‘Now, do you want me to stop, or just slow down?’
In my experience, know-it-alls are not cocky, as they may seem, but really very insecure people who feel they have to impress everyone with their depth and breadth of knowledge on every subject under the sun. ………. and, speaking of the sun, did you know that ………..
Prove to us that God does not exist Sonovabitch, you can’t. But the proof that God exists is all around you. There is no excuse for anyone who cannot see God’s work in all of creation. The universe did not just happen by itself without an Architect , God made it happen the way He wanted it to happen. From the formation of the heavens and countless solar systems and universes, to the tiniest wildflower or bug, God made it so. I as well know people like the know it all in the bitch. They are to be pitied for like many they will die in ignorance.
This winter I saw ample evidence of the existence of frost giants, ergo, the Norse were right, so you Children of Abraham can suck it.