You seem lost and pathetic. It’s becoming noticeable how old you are and how sad you seem. The last party I met you at, you were drunk and not funny. Even your friends laugh behind your back. You’re gross how you creep girls. And you look pregnant. Get an honest mirror. Time to make a real change. —QR

This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.

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  2. “The last party I met you at, you were drunk and not funny”

    phew.. I’m in the clear.
    almost had me for a sec there…. until I read that part.
    I wasn’t drunk at the last party I was at and I doubt they’d have waiting all this time since the one prior….

    BATMAN doesn’t look PREGNANT!
    how DARE YOU cumsnatcha!

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  4. oH sheet I know who this is. You see her at the Halloween party? Drunk Dolly. How old is she? Like 40 or something? Comedian my a$$

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  6. Bitches like this make me involuntarily wonder how many times op herself has behaved like a retarded orangutan prostitute while drunk.

    And no op. Being under 40 doesn’t make it any more attractive.

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  8. I’ve been working on this gut for a while now – I’ve earned every fat cell… plus it keeps my lower intestines warm at night, so it’s all good.

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