To the guy who rides the #66 on the occasional late afternoon: You swagger so much when you walk down the aisle that I have to lean into the person next to me so you don’t smash me in the face with your elbow—again. Here’s a tip…if people are backing away from you as you walk…stop walking like that. You look like you just poopoo’d your pants and you’re trying to shake it down your pant leg.
And no one wants to hear you rap. I was listening to some heavy metal at the loudest volume my crappy mp3 player can handle and I could hear still hear your whiny voice. You’re wearing headphones… we can’t hear the music and we don’t want to but we have to listen to you do some a capella karaoke of bad rap tunes.
And one more thing…watching you hold the gap in your pants where your testicles should be is getting a little creepy…especially when you stare the the senior citizen ladies at the front of the bus as you finger the seam of your crotch. —Elonwy
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
HA! I heart this bitch.
Try and drown him out with some Barry Manilow or some snappy show tunes.
hahahh.. amen.
At least you didn’t have to see his ass. His 7XL hoodie likely covered everything down to his knees.
you need to get some new/good ass images in your head jonno
yeeeah, dats what I’m tawkin’ ’bout
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Sounds like this guy:
http://www.picshag.com/pics/102009/gangsta…
Or this guy:
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-conten…
paingirl…. i am open to suggestions and/or invitations if you happen to know anyone.
well for starters stop looking at zZz’s walmart pictures
Haha… well they’re nothing. Besides, I troll that site every couple of days anyway. It allows me to be ready for anything I see at the local shopping dives. And people need to continually remind me of my horid bus experience….. fuck off the lot of ya’s… haha
Yo-yo-wassup-hommie wannabee-type?
is there anything more pathetic than wiggers from the inner city of what dartmouth and their “street cred rap”
don’t say that martym, poopypants is more pc
all i can say here, is that next time it happens, if by same person, tell them to watch where they are moving their arms. unless you are a chicken shit, whop won’t stand up for yourself, and whine on here later, after it’s too late.
I think I know this guy… You should trip him as he ‘swaggers’ down the aisle
I second that. I would love to see one of those
wannabes fall flat on their face and maybe chip their teeth.
The saddest thing about this bitch is that OP has to take the #66 🙁
Where’s Mr Spock when you need him?
Physio should remedy the swaying not unless it’s an inner ear infection. Ask him to see his doctor or give him a good reference..
aaah the long voyage home…love that scene^^
I was going to say what mind snap said.
Have a casual *yawn* and stretch at the moment he walks by..it would be great.
I sincerely hope your bitch makes it to the page of the coast because we all know – and we all hate – these kinds of losers. Of course, if any of them did read about it woudn’t recognize their assery…
@LIFE SUCKS just wanted to let you know that on the day he did hit me in the face I definately stood up for myself. I did say something and when I realized he couldn’t hear me I yanked the earphones from his ears and said, “You just hit me in the f’ing head” and he said, “It’s all good”
what the fuck are you supposed to say to someone like that…they don’t speak my language and thank dog I don’t speak theirs
cheers for el…way to do something