You are a piece of shit. The only time you ever talk to me is to see if I want to come over and let you eat me out. Or suggest we have sex. First off, I wonder if your fiance knows of this? You post on networking sites that you love her with all your heart. Is this just so her family can think you’re a wonderful person? I’m sure they would all LOVE to know you’re cheating on her! Secondly you’re a lowlife who doesn’t work and relies on his fiance/welfare to pay the bills. What kind of man are you? Clearly not one at all! And lastly, I don’t cheat. Ever. I have been cheated on, and it hurts, I would never put someone else through that! So stop asking me to cheat on my boyfriend! Then again, I almost dont care, because I know for a fucking fact, the second your ass sits in Burnside on the weekends, she’s off fucking some random guy(s), I guess your relationship is going great! Lying cheating scumbags unite! Remind me, why do you want to get married? —Needs a Real Man
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
/cue the chair throwing on stage
i want some jerry beads! *flash boobies* ;P
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Next time tape it and play it for your friend.
YOU do cheat…..are you not having someone’s BF eat you out? That is cheating on her……..BOTH of you. Realize it and DTMFA or STFU.
DTMD – DOWN TO MUFF DIVE, IT AIN’T CHEATING IF IT’S THE TOUNGUE YOU BE BEATIN’
Koda, I thought the same way as you did until I read it again. He only talks to her when he wants sex. She later says stop asking me to cheat on my BF so it appears she’s not doing the dirty with the asshole, though she have made that clear right off.
koda: I don’t think OP said she let this guy come over and fuck her — she’s just annoyed that this “friend” of hers only interacts with her when he wants to get into her pants.
I have a ‘friend’ from the old time that still does that to me till this day. He’ll randomly email me with small talk and then end up propositioning me and yes, he has a gf. I’ve told him to sod off every single time, but he doesn’t give the heck up! It’s ANNOYING.
In any event, I also know a guy who this bitch could’ve been written about… I wouldn’t be surprised if it IS about this guy. *shakes head in disgust*
This bitch makes me hate humanity even more than I already do.
Damn! I just got here! What did I miss? The ‘Jerry’ chant and obligatory chair-throw, smurf-titties’n beads, a few misunderstandings and clarifications and a pretty ‘cat’chy pic from my cyber-sis that just about says it all.
OP: The quality of the company we keep is a reflection of our selves. You could do with a friend upgrade. Those doing weekends in Burnside (or anyone in training for lockup) need not apply.
jesus o.p., don’t blow a gasket here. if he only wants to come for sex, and you let him after the first time. you are more responsible for his attitude than him. if you want banging, apply within.
“The quality of the company we keep is a reflection of our selves. ”
boom roasted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQD95EEJxg4
FFS people, please read the whole thing. He asks, she says no. Granted she could have made it clearer, I had to read it a second time.
can i feel disgusted anyway timothy?
PG, sure you can as long as you’re disgusted for the right reasons.
Thanks to the respondents for clarifying this issue….I thought the ex-bf was lapping at her luxury….I deserve a good licking for that!
i have lots of reasons to be disgusted this week
Donk-aloo…’boom roasted’. Brilliant! I did not know there was such a thing as boom roasting. (Not sure what that says about the company we keep here, but for the most part I think we are a pretty decent bunch.)
OC, better than being bum roasted.
we shall now turn to our resident expert in that.
sebastien…. comments?
I`m disgusted too Miss Pain. Also I had no idea what weekends in Burnside meant so thanks for that OC. I feel like I need a shower after reading this bitch.
You know when your fella finds the texts saying all the shit hes been saying he might flip his shit and wanna kill the guy.
Dunno about everyone else but i’d be rather pissed off to find a guy continuously propositioning my girl, Puts you in an awkward position, you trust her you just wanna shut the guy up.
Sounds like he likes the crispy cunt meal deal. Is wonder is he gets cunt breath?
koda my dear one, is that just wishful thinking?
yeah, still wishful thinking 🙁
i’m always up for a challenge o.p., and koda. just thought i would throw that out there. like my new pic gang?
Who are you and what have you done to our Suckulous?^^ >: )
Yeah Lifey – it’s a sa-weet pic.
She should be happy he at least wants to muff-dive. From what I’ve heard, most guys aren’t so into this… She should be (almost) flattered!
More of us would be into it if women would just take a little more care down there and trim that bush. You’ve been out dancing, drinking, sweating and pissing all night, so things can get a little ‘aromatic’ down there. So keep it neat, if you want us to eat! Then again you could just splash some donair sauce on it and we’d never know the difference …lol.
hey blue, once you get past the smell, you got her licked old man. and koda, when and where? o.p., same question.
Wow, Guyute and Bluenoser, you guys are real fucking charmers, eh?
Guyute: OP should be flattered by some dirtbag who wants to cheat on his gf and use her for sex? What a compliment! I don’t know why she’s not all over that situation!
Bluenoser: Trimmed or not trimmed, male or female, things get a little fragrant after a night out dancing. Women don’t want to go down and smell your sweaty balls either. So either man up, jump in the shower, or stop dragging home randoms from the bar.
I don’t care for some of us … but you’re good Oceanbabe ;D Lol
come on now n.g.f., i would. ahhhh, the aromatic mysteries of a woman in heat’s labia. kinda like a million fragrant flowers =, all bursting at once.
Ah but I like my solution, a sensuous shower for two with lots of exploration. LOL.
No matter how aromatic my lady parts get, NGF, I can guarantee they’re a lot more appealing to the opposite sex than whatever shrivelled mildewy bits you have tucked away under your 3rd belly.
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“EAT ME OUT”: REFLECTIONS ON CUNNILINGUS
Is this an activity common to the Halifax Underclass in general or is it peculiar to the residents of Burnside in particular? More specifically still, is Pretty Kitty right in her suspicions of a particular resident of Burnside, the one who “shakes his head sadly?” (See later comments on “Going hunting on Friday.”) Ivan you naughty boy, are you there?
Anyway, how can one conceptualize cunnilingus? What is going on? Obviously procreation is out of the question and further, because of the position, one assumes that it is only the female who is being pleasured since there are no sexual nerve-endings in the male’s tongue. Does the length of the tongue matter here? Is the goal clitoral rather than vaginal orgasm? Since her participatiuon is necessarily minimal, is the recipient reading at the time? What sort of reading does the female participant in cunnilingus generally favour? Maybe she’s having a look at Immanuel Kant’s philosophical landmark “The Critique of Pure Reason.” (Do they read Kant in Burnside?) Or, more likely, she’s having a gander at some romantic novel, something from the pen of Danielle Steele. But can she concentrate sufficiently to absorb the material? Probably, at least in the case of Danielle Steele.
Any assistance with these questions from active participants will be gratefully received.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Only MM could take something as enjoyable as sex and turn it into a boring lecture.
” is the recipient reading at the time? ” LOL
“Bluenoser: Trimmed or not trimmed, male or female, things get a little fragrant after a night out dancing. Women don’t want to go down and smell your sweaty balls either. So either man up, jump in the shower, or stop dragging home randoms from the bar” ~PG
Yup.
There’s no reason not to carry either a couple of baby wipes with you to the bar to “freshen up” if you’re intending on hooking up at the end of the night (it doesn’t take that long just to excuse yourself — this goes for the ladies AND the men — to freshen up a bit) OR make some fun out of it and jump in the shower together.
HOWEVER, I will agree with bluenoser to a point that it is just good manners to keep everything nice and neat down there for the consideration of your partner(s). And HAY if you REALLY wanna impress your ladiez, men, consider shaving your balls. Especially if you want our mouthes anywhere near your sack. That’d be nice.
Kthx.
For safety’s sake, I’d also like to add the disclaimer that you really shouldn’t be going around licking strangers’ naughty bits anyway, unless you use a dental dam or similar protection. Oral herpes is a bitch, just ask NGF.
Just a note…in this part of the world, the reference used to be, “he’s in Sackville for the week end” or “they’ve sent him to Sackville”
It is now , ” He’s in Burnside for the week end” etc.
The reference being Sackville is where the Jail used to be…the new jail is in Burnside .
I’m onside with Bro Tim, as I am also a fan of jumping in the shower together. That way everything starts out W E T (& clean) …. & then gets wild ~;)
MM-
If your questions are serious, may I offer these thoughts:
Something that gives pleasure to one partner may pleasure the other in other deep and meaningful ways.
If one looks at sex as a selfish and shallow pursuit,where one is out only to orgasm, no matter what the other feels, then cunnilingus could be “conceptualized” as bringing pleasure to one partner only. But then could any sexual act.
If one looks beyong the narrow definitions of sex as activity for procreation, one sees it is an activity a couple performs together that encourages feelings of affection, togetherness, and of love. I find the phrase “making love” to be very apt.
The mere act of “giving pleasure” to someone I care about deeply is in itself a pleasurable act for me, and often pays off in more pleasurable ways.
There are more ways to achieve pleasure than the orgasm. There is the aestetic pleasure of a partner enjoying herself, the sharing in her pleasure, and the achievement of(as poet ee cummings called) “the Springsmelling together coloured instant”.
And often to get it, you gotta give it.
And if I may be coarse, it’s fun as fuck to give It.
Cheerio!
Puppy Pics?
Come off it, NGF. We all know you’ll bottom for any sailor with a fist-full of Wilfred Lauriers.
Don’t compare me to your father, me0w. I know you have issues dealing with him doing that but don’t try projecting those issues out into me. Instead worry about him infecting your mom with herpes.
http://arrogantass.files.wordpress.com/201…
MOMMYANDDADDYSTOPFIGHTING!!!
Nah, Dad much prefers the ladyboys, and my dear Ma used to turn tricks down by the fish plant, so she’s no stranger to STDs. When she died, she donated her body to science and they actually discovered a new strain of herpes. She was a good woman, ol’ Gap-toothed Gertrude was. God rest her soul.
Her name was Gertrude? Poor bastard!
Me0w: you’re exactly right. You can get genital herpes on your face. And apparently it takes on a different appearance than just your standard facial herpes (with like one cold sore here or there — no you get a bunch all over your face).
And remember kiddies: herpes CAN be transmitted between break outs (some people never break out, but carry the virus and pass it along) and condoms don’t really do THAT much in terms of stopping a transmission of the disease.
Herpes is serious business, guys. Serious. Business.
I can’t find a condom to fit all the way around my head…
AHAHAHAHA I <3 you, wheelie!
Mouse ears to you, PK!
mm, the concept of eating out, and 69ing, are not new.it has been practiced for thousands of years, and no facial herpes around.
yes, it is both pkeasuring and pleasurable at the same time. moreso if she is giving you a blowjob, at the same time, hence the 69 refference.
kitty, yes a moist towelette is a good idea, but a shower is just as fun. to boldly go, where many males fear to tread, is a very fun pastime. i know of females, that would rather go that way, than to have regular sex.
and they don’t have to worry about getting preggers either. most females that i have been with, say the length of the tongue doesn’t matter a whole lot. seeing as how most of the action takes places outside, or just inside the doors, so to speak.
some of have it down to an almost art form, and there are the multible orgasms for the female to consider. intead of just the wham bam, thank you mam thing with regular sex. a guy skilled at this, can ast for a very long time.
and yes, the suckster is just tat, skilled. but i’m afraid most, if not all of you ladies, will never find out this. any way, in passing, dennis, how are the pooches today? they get their run before the bad weather sat in? anyhoo, cheerio people, that is my two cents on the subject, i will be taking appointments for later in the week.
LORD CHESTERFIELD ON SEX
When reflecting on the activity of cunnilingus one cannot help being reminded of “The Letters of Lord Chesterfield to His Son” (1774), in particular the second part of his advice:
“The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.”
Yes Gary, the pooches are well but the weather at the moment precludes our morning walk. Perhaps this afternoon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.”
Then you’re doing it wrong.
Right you are, wheelie! I could give or take it, myself, but for some ladies, that’s the only way they climax. And it can be really important to a partner that they climax. Some see it as a failure if they can’t make their partners orgasm, even though over I think 30% of women have never or will never had an orgasm in their life time 🙁
And I know quite a few guys who have told me they prefer oral over intercourse because they climax easier.
Also, MM: what about the build up with oral sex — that can last just as long as intercourse can, and sometimes even longer.
I mean who here can’t say they haven’t felt great after they’ve made a partner climax? For some people, especially ladies who don’t climax during sex or with a partner, the whole idea of sex is the intimacy and making their partner feel good. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
And Imma take a wild guess here, MM: you’re single, right? roflz. I suppose it’s probably hard out there for a blue waffle such as yourself to couple. Unless you can find yourself a blue pancake 😛
You are just an open book aren’t you … I don’t like knowing what you look like after knowing all the things I do now …
D:
Blue sausage?
If this was the period-sex-hooking-up-at-the-friend’s-house bitch, it could TOTALLY be a blood sausage.
Heh.
Who me, donk? lol
None of that post really applied to me (except the take it or leave it part, which eh.). I was talking more in the general sense. People tell me things, man and I share in general terms. Apparently I’m the person everyone feels comfortable telling shit too. I know things I really wish I didn’t. My posts like this rarely ever pertain to me. Maybe 1/10th of them do. Only person I really ever spill things to is NGF and another guy friend. My girlfriends and my cousin, who’s like a sister, and I never talk about sex anymore. We’re pretty modest when it comes to details.
“come on now n.g.f., i would. ahhhh, the aromatic mysteries of a woman in heat’s labia. kinda like a million fragrant flowers =, all bursting at once.”
Wow, a reply to a non-existent post. They must have had to delete it like the worst of his violent and sick twisted shit. I cannot see why they do not just ban him already, yet they ban many others for much less. Surely there is some explanation?
To repeat the much loved and protected sick fuck:
Don’t compare me to your father, Nice Goin’ Fat. I know you have issues dealing with him doing that but don’t try projecting those issues out into me. Instead worry about him infecting your mom with herpes
I will be banned (just for simply pointing this out), he will not.
Nice Goin’ Slim
(your friendly neighborhood moderation bias and inconsistent ban demonstrator)
Good GOD, old hand is BACK.
I find it odd, that as a woman(?) you appreciate cruelty and perversion so outwardly. Most women do a much better job of hiding it.
Do you and Nice Goin’ Fat go out and drown kittens together on Friday nights or what?
Who is back?
Can’t be oldhand; this guy thinks he knows something about women. Oldhand was too busy hating women and “refusing to be their slave.”
And why drown kittens when you can burn puppies with oil and tar instead? You amateurs are fucking lame.
“And why drown kittens when you can burn puppies with oil and tar instead?”
Does that turn you on Pretty Kitty? Nice friend.
Amateur? I totally cleaned your clock in the other thread.
Have a nice day, “tough guy”.
P.S. You know what cruelty to animals is diagnostic of Pretty Kitty, don’t you? I am genuinely concerned for your safety if you are actually meeting this case in person. I strongly advise you stay away from psychopaths, they are generally dangerous and unpredictable.
We clearly have cut mental health care funding far too deeply. Sad, these people need proper medications and firm loving care.
You cleaned my clock in another thread? Now who’s the “tough guy?”
Um, “cleaned your clock” is not exactly the most insulting or cruel phrase though, is it?
Did I say anything about your mother? No; “tough guy”.
You cannot compare your posts to any other person. You are the only one that is so obsessive about being cruel and perverse.
Go read your own posts.
You’re just saying all those hater-filled things about me simply because I am of Puerto Rican descent!! Do you hate Negros, Mexicans and Jews as well?!
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LOL @ NGS the “tough guy” – and Donk for skeptical cat, who is skeptical!
Read them out loud – uses more/different brain functions. That might help you to see what is wrong.
Really, read them out loud, maybe even into a mirror. You will be shocked if you are not really such a cruel and perverse person.
Honestly, I would be relieved if all you were was an “internet tough guy”. All I can see right now is a psychopathic time-bomb. With what you say to people, and for how long you have been saying it, it is only a matter of time until you start acting this stuff out.
Get help. Now.
I’ll give you a hint Slim, see if you can connect the dots.
1)Nice Goin’ Fat likes to smoke the sweetgrass
2)He wears his hair in traditional braids
3) He doesn’t have pay taxes.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fDPn2lwus6s/TJzm…
That’s right; he’s Willie Nelson
And just like my song, I’m always on NGS’ mind. I don’t know whether to be flattered or creeped the fuck out honestly. I suppose it’s all good if he/she is getting high too.
“Nice Goin’ Slim” – isn’t there supposed to be an ‘e’ on the end of that?
Don’t threaten him, Lt. Election.
Interesting. I am slime for calling out a cruel pervert?
Why would you come to the defense of perversion and cruelty? Can you explain that to me?
Demoted!. Damn my eyes, I knew that regrettable incident in the Officer’s Mess in Gibraltar would come back to haunt me. Who holds an “All You Can Eat Curry NIght” and then tries to stop a man at 10 servings.
Meh. Cruelty is the okra which binds our daily special gumbo together; and perversion the hot sauce dashed sparingly atop it.
Humour (or attempts at it will not get you out of it), you are friends with a cruel pervert. (and probably a dangerous one) Why?
Jokes are totally inappropriate in the context of an immediate discussion on potentially dangerous perversion.
Though humour is a typical response to fear and realisation. I can forgive you for it. For if you people really are meeting Nice Goin’ Fat in person, you have reason to be scared once you have realised what you are dealing with. Humour can also be a guilt response, so I can see you trying to avoid the guilt of your participation by cracking a few jokes.
This is not funny. It is deadly serious.
And the BBQ meats are cooked using a mighty faggot.
“Meh. Cruelty is the okra which binds our daily special gumbo together; and perversion the hot sauce dashed sparingly atop it”
In context and measured, I can accept that, but Nice Goin’ Fat goes way beyond. Way, way beyond, read a few hundred of his posts scattered through his post history.
Not one of you is nearly as cruel and perverse as Nice Goin’ Fat. I want to know why he has not been banned. No legitimate websites allow his behaviour, why does The Coast allow it? Why is his cruelty and perversion held in such high regard and allowed to continue?
Why are other users banned when they behave like he does?
Is this usenet or thecoast.ca? Which is it?
I’m both loved and respected here, oldhand. Getting rid of me would be like taking the ‘Love’ out of LTWWB!
Yeah SlimOldhand, it’s complicit guilt. I’m Carla to his Paul. He’s Capone and I’m Frank Nitti. I’m Allcock and he’s Brown.
Here’s a fun idea: Why don’t you go back into the archives and dredge up fat comments from 3 years ago. I’ll be in the basement, lipsynching to Goodbye Horses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkC6QCR_xoc…
Yes History Buffs – I’m well aware that Alcock & Brown were aviators, not criminals. It’s just one of those things that works on so many levels – all of them immature. >: )
*cough* i put up with you mr. fat along with sebastard http://pets.onas.ru/angry_monkey.jpg
Dude, NGF, hon, NGS is OLD HAND.
He writes like him and picks people to randomly go off on about how they’re “perverted” and that they’re dangerous or whatever. Plus his handle came out of the blue as a play on your name.
And wasn’t old hand banned? And didn’t he used to go on about how you were dangerous or something, NGF? This fucker’s sick in the head — I merely mention the name “old hand” and he goes off on me about how I’m perverted and like to drown kittens or how drowning kittens turns me on?
Seriously guys, it’s that sick freak oldhand back for more fun and games. Just ignore him and he’ll go away.
From now on I will refer to nice goin’ slim as slimoldhand.
THE TROLL OF ALL TROLLS IS BACK, GUYS!
Maybe he’ll come to the next summit? He can pay for survivor’s meal, cause y’all know she ain’t gonna.
I had a thought too — maybe it was annie’s blue waffle that scared sebastard away from the vag. I’d rather fuck a bum too than a blue waffle’d vag! Well, assuming I had a penis.
And that’s my thoughts on trolls for this loverly monday evening!
NGS could be seb’s mom or so-called boyfriend.
Or, SlimOldHand could be someone else whom we have not heard from in a while >; )
ngf got a stalker, ngf got a stalker. glad you found one to. mine fucked off after only a couple of days. and yes guys, most ladies do prefer a guy licking their pussy over straight intercourse.
and you spend less time getting dressed if hubby comes home, unexpectedly. but we won’t go there, for the obvious reasons.
see yas later girls, have my tongue, will travel.
What are the odds that Life Doesn’t Suck and Nice Goin’ Slime are the same troll?
Troll of all Trolls? I thought that was Ginger… or Princess Bitch or whatever else that whacko went by.
In case you’re vying for the title…
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twould seem to be the same tone in the posts ivan. maybe they got fucked by their local holy man, and decided to go off on a rant. could be anything, except human.
Or it could all be a colossal wind-up by one of our resident Bitch-buds who has done his homework. It’s all good.
Ginger was before my time, zed. Oldhandjob’s the worst kind of troll: the kind of troll who doesn’t know he’s a troll.
And Ivan’s right — I mean jonno hasn’t been around in a while — maybe he’s pulling a kerflunk scheme again. And it could even be NGF himself! OR MAYBE IT’S YOU, IVAN!??!??
http://omg.wthax.org/tin_foil_lolcat.jpg
nah, none of the above. it would seem to be, the one who’s name shall not be spoken here., is back. i was reading some of her shit, and the wording is simular, in context.
Holy fuck man. You guys are soooo fucked it is almost comical. But really, it is just sad.
Tin foil hats? I’d say you guys are the ones wearing them.
I do not target people randomly, Nice Goin Fat, as the ringleader of this sick little circus, is squarely in my crosshairs. (figuratively for fucks sake)
Disassociate yourself from him and you will find you are no longer an ancillary target.
one simply has to realize that the spoon doesn’t exist….
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Check it out, y’all. I’m the WTC buildings on the cover of Rebuilding our National Defences that was produced by Richard Cheney!