Who the fuck do you think you are? Here you had a beautiful, smart, funny, sexy woman who wanted you, and you were too dumb to hold on to her? I swear, all men are stupid! I don’t understand it. You all say that you want a woman who is independent and gorgeous and smart, and then when you get her you all don’t understand how to handle her, all because you are too insecure with yourselves. It suddenly makes sense why, at your age, you go after 20 year old girls. Because you are too insecure with yourself to handle any woman your own age. Have fun playing with your own mini pickle! —Anon

Join the Conversation

22 Comments

  1. It’s fun watching the kids again – I used to watch it was an 11 year old – and while I laughed along, I didn’t necessarily get it like I do now. I know Paul Bellini in real life, so I’ve had the chance to meet Scott in real life, and they are all definitely characters 🙂

  2. Mini pickle? OB, you sucked that mini pickle, you should got gone for something bigger. After all, everyone knows sizes matters. Pity on the small guys. LOL.

  3. He had it all and he threw it away for a 20 y.o. woman. That’s it in a nutshell OP? If it makes you feel any better that’s been going on with the male gender for about 250,000 years.

  4. Meh. That’s one side of the story…dude might say that 2 years in the relationship she turned into a controlling bitch and he was tired of her breaking his balls all the time. That’s the impression that I get reading this bitch.

  5. most older chics or chics that have been in a relationship for awhile tend to unilaterally decide that they don’t need to have sex as often. The bitches alienate their significant other.

  6. don’t smart women realize the man their dating is a dumb, insecure asshole before they get serious with him? he may very well be all the things you’re saying, but I doubt you’re the savvy, strong, self-assured beauty you seem to think you are. take a look in the mirror and wipe that bitter scowl off your face. just because you keep dating stupid men doesn’t mean they’re all stupid, stupid.

  7. OP look on the bright side. You (or the girl you’re talking about) dodged a bullet. This guy could have waited to show his true colours after he married you or had kids with you. Don’t let one bad apple ruin it for all the great guys out there, just pick nice guys next time.

  8. maybe the 20 year old he went after was more independent, more attractive and smarter than you.

    Just playing devil’s advocate.

  9. Sorry that this guy dumped your oh-so-humble ass Anon (beautiful, smart, sexy, blah blah, and don’t forget how funny you are). Get a clue. You’re the problem. He’s not an asshole (well, maybe he is), you’re just a bitch. And of course you went for the female bailout move of size haha. Pathetic really. Go out there and find someone who is nice and good to you and stop being a conceeded whiny loser.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *