To the ornery middle age man who complained to me that it “was a tight fit” to get by us on Kent Street yesterday, and I’d like to say that if you can slow down NEXT TO ME IN THE TIGHT FIT and BITCH to me about it, it’s really not as tight as your ass swallowing that g string.
Find a new place to live. This is Halifax and yes you do have to wait a second for a people to go by. BUT THERE WAS LOTS OF ROOM.
If I was pulling my kid out of that car and you did that- It would not have been pretty.
Shut your fat trap and get some new underwear. BITCH. —Devil Driver
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.


ah ha ha “ass swallowing that g string”
that’s great.
so what has their drawers got to do with their driving. methinks you been sniffing something you shouldn’t have. this is about as sane as an elephant fucking a yorkie,vice versa.
Yeah, what exactly does his underwear have to do with it?
I had thought that the guy actually got off the vehicle and mooned her. But I guess he was still in the vehicle. If the guy was in the vehicle and the OP could still see his rear end, that’s one huge rear end. Yep, that would swallow any underwear to make it look like a G-string.
Wait…I think the underwear reference is all a metaphor. However, I am not literally gifted enough to know what “getting a new underwear” signifies.
i hope it’s a metaphor, otherwise i am totally confused
I thought they were both men..
hence making the g-string comment even funnier.
but there doesn’t seem to be any indication so…
for what it’s worth, I find the majority of the elderly population are worse than the student drivers for causing shit and driving like slow-reacting maniacs.
zZz, I couldn’t agree more.