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Hey [insert nickname of 90% of people who leave comments on news websites], you don’t know what you’re talking about and your comment makes no sense. Find something better to do with your free time. —French Guy
This article appears in Aug 15-21, 2013.
26 Comments
Hey French Guy – it’s called freedom and it ain’t free, so go back to frenchland cuz when you were eating cheese and surrendering, we were kicking Nazi butt.
Seriously, your bitch is a tad obscure. Is there a specific comment that’s grilling your escargots, or just a general ennui about the concept of every Gayle and Eville Snoats being “allowed” to comment on subjects they know “suite fuqalle” about. Because if that’s the case, my first sentence has to apply.
INSERT YOUR OWN NICKNAME
Do you have difficulties with both the English language and simple coherent reasoning? You see, 90% indicates more than one so the plural – that’s plural – form is used. So the beginning of your sentence should read, “Hey, (insert nicknames of 90% of people…”) Do you understand that? No, probably not.
Then there’s the 90% figure itself. Any chance of supporting that percentage? No, I didn’t think so. Off the top of your head, right?
Of course, since you are a new commenter yourself, one assumes that you are to be found among those who don’t know what they are talking about. That’s called self-contradiction. It’s called bringing yourself under your own interdict, but I know you will not understand that.
On the other hand, perhaps you place yourself in the 10% which does know what they are talking about. Is that right? Any chance of supporting that claim? No, I didn’t think so.
So its you who should be making better use of your free time, you buffoon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Sorry monsieur (not to be mistaken with Monsieur our resident philosopher) but I’ll fight for every impulsive, ill-formed, uneducated jackass and their right to spew their opinion no matter how irritating that might be. Not a fan of intellectual tyranny or any tyranny for that manner.
That said, I am a fan of T Rex. The now extinct three ton theropod. This beast had a massive set of chompers with 50-60 teeth of various size up to foot long and lived to about 25-30 years. Whether you think it was a scavenger or a predator (I think both) it ate by ripping huge chunks of flesh from it’s victims. Judging by the size of it’s forelimbs compared to the rest of the body, I think there’s good chance it didn’t floss. So that many teeth, the way it consumed food, less than adequate dental hygiene, it’s longevity all add to.. stinky breath. Can you imagined the breath of an adult T Rex? Probably the last thing you’d smell however.
..but I digress.
Hey! Someone threw a comment towards me like that recently. Is it for me? Oooooh!
Either way, I agree with the previos comments on freedom of opinions and such.
Suck it , Francois!!! You don’t know what you’re talking about. Perhaps YOU should find something better to do with your time. Besides, don’t you have some planning to do for the next referendum on being your own sovereign nation. <----I almost made it without laughing.
yeah but they don’t block the view of the citadel.
My Great Uncle Boer War, my Grandfather WW1, WW2, my Uncle WW2, my other Uncle Korean War, My Father Cold War, My self Gulf War, Iraq.
Fuck you and the magic carpet ride your on. So many people owe so much to so few. And you think this free world cannot have an opinion?
wow…
Hey French Guy! Salut!
I know! I read The Guardian and love/ loathe the commenters underneath the stories. The same names crop up all the time and while I like a few and appreciate their view points, there are SOOOOOOO many who make me spew.
Coming to this section is an occasional laugh for me. Once I posted something about someone and felt soooo much better.
I do have an image in my head of lots the ‘regulars’ here. It’s not generous, I’m afraid 🙂 ((((((shudder)))))) lots of folks needing some sunshine, some exercise, some friends, something positive.
So, offer us some insight into what you think we regulars look like and then we can tell you how close you came, insertfunnynameuser. Afterwards, we can add our collective expressions of what YOU look like.
‘… lots of folks needing some sunshine, some exercise, some friends, something positive…’
I’ve check marked the following as items I currently have: ‘sunshine, exercise, friends and something positive’. So am I entitled to a free Kinder Egg?
Yup. Plenty of sunshine, lots of exercise and great friends:
http://www.llamarepublik.com/hashbrowns/va…
Blow You Jack. I’m All Right
Vous ne savez pas de quoi vous parlez et votre commentaire n’a aucun sens. Trouver quelque chose de mieux Ă faire avec votre temps libre… maintentant, fuck off!
~ Guy-Anglais
RSVP
: Mister Meaty (08/15, 1:30PM)
Insert your own nickname. Yes, that’s it. Right up there!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
hEy insert nickname for my ballsac .is that frenhc maths ? %99 percen t of your Bitch is putain .
People troll those boards like it’s going out of style (and it’s certainly not) if you get offended by a troll then you let them win.
I will say this in defense of the french: they have some beautiful people. Have you been to montreal, lately? I think any time an ugly kid is born, they passed a law where they have to be sent to live in Alberta. :p
that american apparel ad is creepy
the one with her pulling the zipper down? yeh, she looks very young.
the models they use look about twelve but i’m old so everyone looks twelve
No PG and GDM, I haven’t seen the ad you’re talking about but I’m 28 and I also find that there are a lot of questionable things on tv and in ads with regard to young models. This toddlers and tiara’s shit, for example, is just weird. There is a lot of beauty in youth but when you sexualize or accessorize a child I think you’ve crossed a line. One of the many things that makes me feel like our culture in North America is in rapid decline.
it’s running on the side of the on line coast, a girl unzipping her shorts. the learning channel sure has changed eh, hoist? freaky people, nobody gets to be a kid anymore
Ivan. I know freedom is not free. I believe it costs a buck-o-five.
toddlers n tiaras show. too nasty for words. serving them up like candy to the creeps.
aqualung in prime time
Well if that’s not the pot calling the kettle black! Why don’t YOU find something else to do with your time other than trying to strip other people of their rights?
And by the way op, not knowing what they’re talking about is not the same thing as not agreeing with what YOU’RE talking about.
Maybe you don’t know shit either. I know, blows the mind but it’s equally possible and I have to assume you’re just angry because people don’t agree with you, given that you’ve provided no context.
Get a life.
So… what’s with the attack there MM?
RSVP
: Mister Meaty (08/16, 2:33PM)
Well Meaty, I suppose you’re referring to my response (0815/3:43PM) to yours (08/15, 3:00PM) where you told me to “fuck off.” There was no “attack,” merely giving back what I received. Did you insert your nickname where I suggested? Did it hurt?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
No, it didn’t. It was a simple question to which you replied. Case solved.
Ol’ Biscuit goes on news websites jus’ for da hoes. Same reason he went to college. My cousin Doughboy told me that my black ass supposed to be learnin’ sumpin.