OMG. What is wrong with people? It’s 4am on a Thursday morning and I understand you and your pals are stumbling back from a night of drinking. I even chuckled a little when you all stopped under my open bedroom window to proclaim you’re gonna take magic mushrooms. But then…THEN…one of you feels the urgent need to ‘go’ and proceeds to take a huge crap on my postage stamp of a front lawn, which is right on the street! SERIOUSLY!!!??? WTF!!! I’m so glad your gf had TP in her purse you could use. Thanks for leaving me a huge, stinky, fly-infested pile of feces to clean up by myself. You suck. And your friends suck. —Dogs know better
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.
it’s been a shiity week in the duchy of fenwick^^
Wait until the Urban Baboons (Sorry, Commandante) learn to start throwing their poo to signify their unhappiness.
Devolution continues apace.
People have got to stop watching those “Planet of the Apes” movies.
The GF carried TP in her purse? Wow, wonder what else she is armed with for a night on the town!
It could have been an “art installation” from some NASCAD student keen on showing how much better that federal Convention Centre money could be spent. (That would explain the ‘shrooms comment)
sebastian carries toilet paper in his own purse too!
That’s because he doesn’t want “santorum” ruining his “Angel’s Flight” slacks. Oooh, that original dressy gabardine.
Never underestimate the stupidity of drunk people.
You listened to them say they need to take a crap, and you just rolled over and went back to sleep. WTF, why didn’t you shout at them out the window. Not that I condone that type of behavior, but really, you heard them!!!
There’s a serial crapper out there guys.
Watch your back[yards].
Painey’s posted this guy before:
http://qpups.net/wordpress/wp-content/uplo…
But, if ever a picture was worth 1000 words….
Art installation! They’d be squealing with delight at the Canada Council Grant Office!
And yeah – no turning on the light and WFT & FFSing???
Down here in Split Arse, arse logs are quite common – residents use ’em to build inukshuk statues, right before the Beer Bottle Breaking competition.
You may have stumbled onto the phantom pooer OP!
” excuse me sir! could you please take a crap on my neighbors lawn instead of mine?!?!?!?!”
🙂
lol, yeah OP you should have said something. You would have been well within your rights.
GV, I think something like “Hey asshole, you take that shit on my lawn I swear to god you’re eatin it” would be a tad more effective.
OP, why didn’t you do something about it at the time the dude was shitting on your lawn. Too chicken shit?
shit like this (no pun intended) makes me glad I don’t live Downtown, or in Halifax for that matter.
*waits for someone to say something about how they’d rather live in fear of midnight shitters than drive by shootings in Dartmouth.. blah blah after ignorant blah*
have a nice bottle of hydrachoric acid ready next time. no, seriously, tell them to get the fuck away or you will shoot them next time. if you don’t, install a door with a lock on it, charging a toony to open it.
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggg………
I don’t remember eating any corn….
http://leroydragon.files.wordpress.com/201…
Keep the hose ready. Blast’em with ice-cold water while his pants are down.
Or… treat them like the monkeys they are and fling YOUR OWN feces at them!!! “MUWAHAHAHA take THAT!!” SPLAT!
Betcha that’d get rid of them…
If I was in a Halifax location where I had to worry about who or what ends up in my front lawn, I would seriously consider installing motion trigger spotlights, and/or motion triggered inground water sprinkler.
It should protect you from inconsiderate dog walkers as well as drunk poo boys.
People use the hill beside my unit as a shortcut to get to the other building in the summer. It’s not a HUGE problem, but kind of annoying at the same time.
I want to get one of those horns in a can and honk it when someone’s walking by. That’d learn ’em.
What the difference between pk and a bull moose?
With a bull moose, the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.
🙂
Sorry, PK, its just a joke that i had a limited opportunity to tell. I hope you arent offended.
AHAHAHA, I’m not offended! That was actually a good one! You’re a cool dude, GV. You take the ribbing well! 😛
Awesome, i must be getting better at first impressions. My wife thought i was a nerd because the first pic she saw of me, it looked like i was wearing 2 watches ( one was a pulse meter)