Hey bitches!
…Regulate yourself. Your doctor does not consider you a peer. People don’t really respect the massage therapist.
There really is sex in the champagne room, so you can save the superior holistic healing banter for someone who wants to believe it.
If one of your clients doesn’t try to fuck you in the next decade then one of your peers most likely will. — 🙂
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2010.
knowing some going through the courses…
fuck you OP.
They work hard and have to know everything about the body…
that being said, I’m certainly not on a one-man crusade to restore a healthy image.
I trust my massage therapists explicitly. Doctors recognize their value in their recuperative physiotherapy capacity. RMT’s role in a hands on approach to injured muscles is invaluable. Each muscle is carefully examined and treated. Anyone with soft-tissue injuries knows the importance of this therapy to a successful recovery from injury. It’s not all spa relaxation massage. Neither of which should be confused with a rubntug. RMT offices are adept at weeding out the pervs during the conversation to book the appointment.
I thought this bitch was going to be about how the market is saturated with RMT’s and many grads end up working at something else. Instead it just seems to be sour grapes.
I’m pretty sure RMTs ‘are’ regulated by a Governing body.
The issue is that for every 1 educated/certified/regulated/insured RMT, there are 10 massage therapists pretending not to know the difference.
I know of one RMT who routinely reports to their governing body regarding the “massage therapists” at local spas.
Also FYI to zZz: Chiropractors have to know a lot of anatomy too, and that’s still a PSEUDO-science akin to aromatherapy.
it’s true… and I certainly don’t consider aromatherapy a science even though it really has more to do with science than Chiropractors.
Me, I do self-chiro.
I’m a walking crack factory.
wait no, that could be read out of context….
i use a metal rubbish bin^^^
LMAO if RMTs consider doctors to be their peers or vice versa. You’re nothing close to a doctor by going to massage school for 15 months.
If RMTs didn’t have some useful medical value, then insurance companies wouldn’t even CONSIDER covering their services.
I don’t understand this bitch. I need more information.
Is the bitcher a horny RMT? Married to an RMT? Jilted by an RMT? Cheated on by an RMT? Kicked out of an RMT program? Jealous of RMTs?
More specifics and photographs would be much appreciated.
I’d take a good massage therapist over snobby medicine dispensers any day.
There really is such a thing as healing hands. I have two 🙂
and we ask,”what the fuck was all that about”.
It’s all about “the happy ending”.
Are you talking about retirement, death, or something a bit more pleasurable, Ivan?
Right now Newt, all 3 seem like preferable alternatives to current realities >; )
I used to want to be a RMT but after working retail, I grew a strong hate for most humans. So now I want to work with animules 🙂
It does take a certain type of person to massage ANYONE that happens to walk through the door.
I mean, it could be a mix of johnny depp and the hulk…
or some nacho loving, beer swilling, gargantuan, hairy, cheese-like smelling dude with muscle tissue damage.
I didn’t so much mind the concept of touching a nasty fat man as I am able to put gross things like that out of my mind somehow by zoning out….somehow. Having to plunge toilets at a sub shop has prepared me for lots of gross things. But I just can’t stand how rude and idiotic some people are and I don’t like dealing with old people as I can’t yell very loud ;D. But if there was ever such a thing as animal massage, then I’d be all over that haha. There is “infant” massage…which I don’t really see the point of because they won’t tell anyone you’re doing it wrong!
I sometimes give massages to my cats. They like it. I also give massages to my friends and husband sometimes. They like it too. 🙂
massages are awesome….even better when my coverage from work for 100% 🙂
shit chiropractors are not still recognized as legit by many md’s
nth, me next.
You might like it a little too much LS. 😀
hey nth what am i here chopped liva 🙂
I think you probably smell a lot yummier than chopped liver from all your cooking, martym. 🙂 Taste, I’m not so sure…do you eat a lot of fruits? 😀
oh my; really duhling you are incorrigable 🙂
But it doesn’t sound like something she should really be… uh… corrigable… about. Life’s too short to correct some things some things like that kind of mindset. Well done, NTH, I’m with you on that train of thought.
Should be a question in online compatibility test. Men: Do you eat a lot of fruits? ha ha, I’m sure it’ll be read a couple different ways. Would be insightful to get the answers.
asparagus makes your urine smell^^
beets make your pee pee red; and I’ve been eating peaches like they are going out of season (which they are); although back in BC and they can’t touch niagra peaches no how 🙂
from massages to urine in 27 easy steps
I was in my mid-teens before I could be persuaded to try my Baba’s delicious borscht. I loved it, but then spent 3 very tense days debating whether to tell my parents that I thought I had colorectal cancer. >; )
hahaha… i have to be careful i don’t eat too much borscht. the colourful waste is one thing but i have known folks to get headaches from all the niacin-vit.A…mmm borscht, goulash, split pea. still too hot for that kinda cooking
From massages to urine, we are missing a hand in a warm bucket while being unconscious somewhere in-between I believe. I think someone should play a prank by eating a lot of beets before passing out on a friend’s couch after a night of drinking.
you naughty little garden gnome
hmmm…goulash, is there anything better thab a rock’n beef goulash on egg noodles on a cold winter nite yummy 🙂
My twisted brain interpreted that as a complement, painlady.
He he he… a more seasonable dietary addition that could cause unsuspecting panic attacks in those on the loooooo…. blueberries, yum, yum, yum. I love me some wild blues!! On pie down/devoured… and 5 more lbs of blues coming to me from NB tomorrow. So excited for another pie and crisp and muffins and pancakes…. mmmm…
ingenious, to say the least. you would need accomplices…but who would want to be the poor sap doing the pissing. yes it was a compliment …freak ^^^
Me thinks all those haunting LTWWB are freaks. I’ve come to that conclusion me self, after much deliberation and reviewing of the above statements. I suppose I am as well. Sigh. Especially after thinking about blue poop. Weird. Otay, I poor myself another glass of wine… and… all better.
i think we have our sap…heehaw
NTH…I died when I read the comment about messaging your cats!
& I hate the way my pee smells after asparagus!
ralmn makes a keen observation. Let the Freak Flags fly bitchers! Own your inner freak!
Better be a freak than a bore. *evil grin* Real Chick, sorry for murdering you, it was not intentional. Can I enter my plea as guilty of second degree womanslaughter?
This person was obviously rejected for a happy ending and is terribly bitter about it. Give it up.
jw: there is no ‘happy ending’ in RMT (Registered Massage Therapy). RMT’s only provide therapeutic or relaxation massage. Clients seeking ‘happy endings’ need to be at the rubntug, not the therapy clinic. Clinics are quite adept at distinguishing ‘happy ending’ seekers on the phone while booking appointments and once identified they are immediately sent on their way. Professionalism rules at the RMT. Prostitution rules at the rubntug. They are polar opposites, a difference that the pervs quite often fail to comprehend.
teehee rub “n” tug
Yeah “ocean chick”
I am an RMT, and have been asked a couple times for “happy endings.” Despite the place I’ve worked, small or larger businesses. Extremely professional, or more relaxed. You can’t stop pervs anywhere.
Yeah, juuustwondering, I’ve managed an RMT clinic with several RMT’s on staff for quite a few years. Clients were screened during the appointment booking process so that 99.9% of the pervs were diverted. Only one got through in 6 years and was sent packing. It’s tricky eliminating all of the pervs, I think, because some fail to distinguish the difference between a clinical situation and the one they seek, which greatly affects the outcome for them. Dumb pervs!