After months of never seeing your face I found an old picture I had of you. Sadness, happiness, regret and joy were all wrapped up into that one photo. Do I miss you? Not much – there are flashes but they fade as quickly. The one thing I hope is that you learn to live your life without the asshole tendencies you treated me with in the end. You are better than that and even though I no longer like you as a person, I don’t wish for you to continue to be miserable for the rest of your days. You had some humanity at points in our whatever-ship. —The Past
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2013.
what a great post. free of bitterness and hate for an x for a change. good for you op for being the bigger person.
When you get older, you’ll look at a photo like that and think: ‘Now who the fuck was that?’
no ttfn not necessarily. we don’t all suffer from dementia ya know. give the op some credit.
free from bitterness?? oh really? why post then? op is still revved up with emote pedal jammed to the floor.
this is all the post valentine’s day acid reflux isn’t it?
haha, not enough chocolate covered almonds
i am looking at a picture right now, of a very old smiling lady. her name is mona, and this particular picture is quite old. but know what o.p., i know all about her. the pic is of mona lisa/liza, depending on how you want to spell it.
SUCKS:You just blew my mind.
That’s not uncommon….
sucks blows a lot of people.
Misery is a choice, you don’t dictate any part of their life anymore so fuck off.
http://jjlee.com/ubublog/wp-content/upload…
zzz, misery was one of the suckiest books king ever wrote. the first couple of pages make you want to choe the shit out of the guy in the story. the tide goes out, comes in, goes out, comes in. fucking christ, who gives a shit about tides, my legs are fucked up, i’m in pain. let me pass the fuck out type of thing. and speaking of blowing someone, where is your b.f. tonight. that why you sore at us.
good dog molly – you were wondering why my posts are in lower case. i broke my arm and am now only henpecking with one hand. i still try to punctuate where i can though. it has nothing to do with my self esteem but rather my arm. hope that puts your mind to rest.
ok! that makes sense, i must have missed the mention of it or would have figured that one out.
i don’t like doppleganger bitchers…. not trolls… i enjoy most of them (miss the duckie who kept yelling ‘show us yer tits’) but dopplegangers. someone inventing a similar name to try to get another contributor in trouble. they are usually obvious enough ( use of dots, additional letters, spaces ) but seem childish to me. i don’t even like the fact that we have to use fake names here anyway, although i suppose that’s to encourage outrageous commenting. i don’t think i have said anything here that i would not have under my own name. if i wanted to act out some fantasy persona, i would be in an online game playing thing, a village flaming dragon, settling my fat ass on mountains of jewels and picking my teeth with the tibulas of hapless kuh-niggits. but even that is still the real me, in thought anyway
meh. i am grumpy because i am not god.
i agree. not sure why people make imposter profiles. some try to say gary and i are one but we are not. i met him on this bitch board and we are friends. not sure why a couple posters insist otherwise, but i think it is to get a rise out of us. but i dont take it personally, you cant go that route. its all in fun for the most part. sometimes it gets a little ugly but what do you expect, its a bitch line. you dont sound grumpy at all to me, and hey, its friday. thats some good news anyhow. have a good one gdm.
Good morning, Dog Log – how perfectly reasonable you sound this morning. Very nice – you must have learned something overnight from your humble tone. Perhaps it was from viewing all those pics of the Vatican on MM’s Facebook page?
Isn’t controlling the board fun, Loggie?
You play fair, I’ll play fair. Otherwise, it’s game on and I will win.
It’s Friday. That’s good.
It’s February, we’re doing inventory at the Gulag and it’s the first year anniversary of a very lousy day. That’s bad.
My local jar store has P.B.R., I’m barbecuing steak tonight and I’m reading a good book about Columbus this weekend. That’s good.
Meh. What is life without a little salt.
Absolutely, Ivanski. BBQ steak good, BBQ carrot sticks bad. And I’ll betcha you have a ‘Q’ on your deck, right?
tt, i did control the ‘respect’ thread. i did what i said i would do, put it to bed. you tried your best to haul me back in but without success. like i said way back when, its over when i say its over. its over tt, you’re outta gas, AGAIN. i became bored with u as i am now. i dont waste my time talking with an idiot. you. mm’s right, keep it short with the crone because she doesnt have the mentality for a valid argument so why waste the keystrokes. you’re pityful and pathetic, repititious, tedious and boring. but maybe you’re good at something. making cookies maybe. i rest my case.
You got that right TT. A clapped out cheapie from Smellers. I love BBQing at night, in the snow , with a cold brew.
how are you going to bbq when this ‘breeze’ blows awy your deck?
man, that’s a fresh wind out there. just got back from walkies (waved my ice grippers at ya ttfn) idiot pupper jumped in the ocean because he got ‘all hot and bothered’ seeing some deer bolt. then the ducks taunted him and that was just too much.
really looking forward to margarita & enchiladas fridays, which i shall start up in march.
Oh yeah? Well *I’m* going to a drinking/karaoke party with a bunch of lovely ladies. 😛
i was feeding the crows and saw a hawk, taking my neighbours shopping, cause they are carless
i got a bag of peanuts and mine are loving them. also got huge bag of those black sunflower seeds. i scoop out a few cups into those flower barrels at the end of the drive so i can watch from the den window while i work. i put out seed mashed with bacon fat other day and got a flock of seagulls. oddest thing happened tho. the crows stepped back, but no fighting, then one seagull, a plain brown one, got to eat most of it. the other gulls gave way. she took her time eating and when she turned, i realized she had a bad leg. she couldn’t put any weight on it, it looked painful to her. and the foot was black. poor thing. i always thought gulls would tear each other apart for a french fry.
Any of them under 60, O-man? >; )
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: wogdog (02/22, 6:32PM)
Woggie, you did just the right thing by quitting “Respect” and you did it with class. I just did the same thing. In retrospect however, I did find it very ironic that a thread with the title “Respect” drew the regular flies who, in their usual fashion, dragged it down to their own pathologically mindless level. The old saying “Water seeks its own level” obviously still has current application.
Congratulations once again!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Yes, Dennis. You and #1Woggie certainly did act “above” everyone, didn’t you?
Thank you for leading us by your shining example.
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” The old saying “Water seeks its own level” obviously still has current application.”
You know another old saying that still has current application?
Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
MM thanks. like i said before a thread that i am involved in IS over when i say it is over. i realized you were absolutely correct. don’t waste the keystrokes, especially relevant to me now that my arm is broken and typing is laborous enough let alone trying to have a sensible debate with a mentally unstable person. the old saying comes to mind. never try to make a pig dance, it annoys the pig and it tires you out. something along those lines. but you get my drift. as far as i know it applies to old crones too. yes oddly enough the name of the thread DID draw the same old buzzing flies, probably because they don’t know the meaning of that word. thanks MM i think i handled it well too.
Haha all of them are, Ivanski. ;D
You did, Woggie, you did.
The only rational response is to totally ignore them. Never, ever, respond to their smears. That’s all they know. Always address the issue, never the person, particularly in their case since, as you astutely observe in the case of respect, “they don’t know the meaning of the word.”
So woggie, I’m off this thread. As a matter of fact I have just finished posting a comment on “No Need for Romantic Language” where where you calmly dismissed Zilla, that sad little man. (Not exactly the words I used but I conveyed the meaning in those he would understand.)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
TT rules, Dog Log and MM drools.
Loggie and MM are off this thread, among others – but not before crowing a supposed victory when they both know their arseholes have been reamed and stapled shut.
I would suggest to both of you to stay out of my way and I will do the same. If not, as I said before, game’s on and I will win again. Guaranteed.
Now, begone, and take your pointless fap-fap-faps with you.
tt you lost honey face it. i will comment as i see fit. your idle threats and invitations for a fist fight won’t change that. game on will occur if necessary. the only way you will win is in your lame little brain. you were outta gas a long time ago, even before your sidekicks tried, without success, to rally. notice they faded from supporting you until i pointed out their absence. i guess they felt sorry for you as your arguments were beaten into the ground by yours truly. you just don’t have the smarts to debate, not your fault. your strengths probably lie elsewhere like in cursing, name calling, and baking cookies for tub unit. you cant have it all honey. we dont hold that against you.
Oh, Loggie, you are such a colossal crack-up! Must be all that Christian hogwash clouding up your reason. Believe what you want, sugarflaps – you can’t handle the truth – in fact, the only thing you can handle is lapping up the sweet nectar of MM’s colon lining.
Throw all the brickbats you want, Dog Log – let’s see what else you can regurgitate about me, darling girl. I await more half-baked digs from a half-baked mind. Ciao!
You really should listen to your Lord and Master, Loggie, and heel.
When the hell did posting on LTWWB become some sort of ego-fuck competition? The vast majority of us come here for the entertainment value. I didn’t know there was a competition involved!
“I win! It isn’t over until I say it’s over! I run this thread!” lmao
Oh well done. You mustered up enough cognitive ability to ham-fistedly tap out some forgettable comments in an online public forum run by a free, regional, weekly magazine….(just like the rest of us! *gasp! shock!*)
Oooh. Share the fantasy. Your family must be so proud. Whatever shall you do now that you’ve reached the lofty pinnacle that is the LTWWB “winner”? Is there referees? How do we determine who wins and who loses? What do you “win” exactly? Is there gift cards involved? Perhaps a certificate suitable for framing?
Do you eke out THAT meagre of an existence that this, THIS is your only source of accomplishment? (self- proclaimed as it may be)
Wow. Well, whatever you got to keep telling yourself to swing your legs out of bed each day… I guess.