Walking into any communal sitting area in this supposed university is a nightmare. Minimum, you people are 18 years old, and you still haven’t figured out how to use the goddamn trash can?! This school is disgusting because you fucking morons can’t figure out to put your half eaten shit into the garbage! It is not the Facilities Maintance’s job to follow you around and put every chip bag, Tim’s cup and pizza plate in the garbage can. Get your heads out of your asses and help take care of the school that for some unknown reason let you in! —Sweet Mother Mary, I’m Seeing Red
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
Welcome to university – an expensive 4 year life skills camp for mature children.
Okay I realize that’s a generalization but it seems that for the first year or two university students are learning basic life skills – how to think, how to follow simple instructions, etc. I’m not sure why it’s this way. Maybe parents are just outsourcing their responsibilities to educators, who knows. Jesus fuck for some reason first years can hardly manage to fill out a scantron bubble sheet correctly. If they can’t do that correctly how can they clean up after themselves?
Duuuuuude!
I think your mom goes here! I swear I saw her do a keg stand then blow the football team in the parking lot next to the frat house!
Wheelie, I LOLed *and* snorted! Didn’t realize what a ‘straight line’ it was…
you had scantron bubble sheets in University???
what did you take??? philosophy?
Damn! Now ya did it.
lemme guess… they’re aspiring chemists.
those people are sure smart…
just like this bloke who nearly took the Darwin of the year award…
http://gizmodo.com/5851905/flaming-poop-se…
WARNING, WARNING: COUGAR ON CAMPUS!
The cleaning staff at the university is unionized. Only a scab would pick up their own garbage.
Few months ago, a cleaner at a certain university stole my pop. 🙁
Pop is no good.
if you mix pop and music, you get a ‘no good’ explosion.
but if you mix pop and mentos, you have a great geyser