Okay, loser. We dated THREE years ago… THREE.
A few months into the relationship you inform me you are seeing another girl, fine. we were only casual. I start seeing another guy, you and I continue our casual relationship. However you couldn’t handle sharing so we ended our involvement via an argument over the phone to which my brother was a witness, he hit the hung up button ’cause you’re a dick who doesn’t know how to speak respectably. WE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN! The end. NOT FOR YOU, apparently.
Why do you insist spreading rumors about me THREE YEARS LATER? Why do people WHO ARE STRANGERS know all kinds of intimate details about me? And why am I referred to as “that chick _____ went with who did all kinds of freaky shit”? Honestly, I could care less if strangers talk about me, but seriously…. You’re IMPOTENT! I never preformed any kind of freaky anything because YOU COULDN’T STAY HARD for longer than a few minutes, EVER!! We never had sex… ever, not even once. You just couldn’t do it. I have never uttered a word of this to anyone. So why not show me a little respect and keep your mouth shut? Its the one way you can actually man up.—Sick of softies
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.
best. bitch title. ever.
HAHAHA
Impotent..sucks to be you.
Maybe you didn’t turn him on?
How much do you weigh?
penises are great, even the flaccid ones
i think i have cameras or video recorders in my house.
sound like a good friend of mine except he never said shit i just kinda know everything haha right. Your damn right i’m always right.
i have no problem getting hard. i think it’s becuse my penis is so small. But if a bitch is fat or real skinny i can’t get hard either so who knows. how about that for a sentence.
sweetheart, you want hard, come and see me, i will let you have it hard all day. it is that way from the time i wake, til i go to bed. seriously. get ahold of me. you won’t be sorry.
This bitch causes my memory to pull up the sound of my mothers voice in the back of my head…something about glass houses & tossing rocks… From the sounds of this bitch, Limpy shouldn’t be throwing stones !
fizz, my invite is still open to you, anytime baby.
LS man….. you never disappoint me. Next time I see some dude walking up the street proudly displaying a horizontal flagpole in his pants I’ll know exactly who it is. Although, don’t expect me to say hi and shake your hand…..
So you’re that chick we all keep hearing about. That’s some funky shit you’re into. No wonder you get paid so much.
while I generally wouldn’t like this …
he really had it coming if he actually did this.
now if you were a tramp and it was actually someone else or something… well that’d be different…
but I think the gals got a point. you’ve been nice about it for quite a while now…
long enough for him to really let it go and all.
now the ‘big guns’ come out… or rather… not so much…
The OP dated the dude for THREE years and they never had sex… ever, not even once.
Duh, so what diff would the limp dick make?
This post makes you just as petty and pathetic as your ex, OB.
Koda- “Okay, loser. We dated THREE years AGO”
Koda not too compredre with sprekinzy the anglaise…
How does this make her as pathetic as the person she’s talking about? At least SHE’S not mentioning his name to people. This is just an outlet for her to, well, bitch about it. Doesn’t anyone remember that that’s the point of this anymore? Haha.
Sounds like the OP, if telling the truth, held her tongue for a very, very long and respectable time. Only so much pressure someone can take before they buckle.
I’m with Jdp21 on that one.
this is the funniest title ever.
I’m with JDP too — she’s not bitching about the guy as in “omg I dated this looooooooser three years ago and he couldn’t get his dick up”…she’s bitching about some guy who can’t let go and discrediting the shit he’s spewing.
This is a perfectly valid bitch: some guy is talking shit about OP for no fucking good reason, and she’s bitching about it. I don’t see what’s so pathetic about that.
This post is the definition of LOL. Funny as it is, he shouldn’t be talking shit behind her back.