Dear girl with the massive dog living below me:
I’m sick of stepping in the gigantic shits that your beastly hound leaves around our apartment building. That fiber-eating-pony of a canine takes steaming dumps the size of Mount Vesuvius and you just walk away from the carnage with a yawn.
Grab a bucket, a shovel and scoop that shit up! Take responsibility for your animal before I go all Cesar Milan on your ass. —Dog lover tired of your shit
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
It’s funny b/c it’s not me stepping in huge mounds of Scooby Pie.
best dog shit bitch ever!
they have a car? a couple piles of “vesuvius” on their hood aught to get their attention.
here’s an idea o.p., next time you find a pile, sprinkle something edible on it, so that when mutt finds it again, it will eat it, and be disgusting to owner. they will make sure that it is cleaned up fast next time. faster, if mutt licks their face.
I would just start putting it in bags myself for the next little bit and leaving it in front of their door. Make sure it’s a paper bag so when they step on it whilst leaving their place it gets on their shoe.
I week of doing that and I’m sure they will get the hint.
but makesure you wear gloves so they don’t get your prints off the bag tho.
…and light it on fire angel^^i agree with birdie, very clever dog poo bitch
If the dog is shitting small cities, maybe you should ask the owner to have it shit out a streetsweeper.
Ahh yes the fire, how could I forget. Or maybe I was just thinking of a cover up for said person if they were caught. “I was just returning some of their property to them” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it if it was lit on fire….
Scoop it up and dump it in their mailbox. I like the idea of covering their car too.
Just leave it on her doorstep, OP. Shovel it up and dump it on her doorstep. I’m serious!
Or you could call the landlord. Either or 🙂
You stick the poop in a brown paper bag. Place it on her door step. Light the bag on fire and ring the doorbell and run.
When she opens the door she sees a burning brown bag and stamps it out with her foot, thus getting poop all over her shoes…..
Yes I’ve seen Billy Madison before.