This is to all you students at the Waterfront NSCC, and to all you dirty motherfuckers everywhere, (if you’ve done it, I’m talking directly to you), that can’t seem to get their head around flushing a fucking toilet after taking a ridiculously disgusting shit in a public restroom. Using public washrooms is sketchy enough, and the last thing I want to see when entering a stall is your shit streaks and congealed logs in urine colored water. Seriously people, how fucking hard is it to flush? ESPECIALLY after a shit. And you know people like that aren’t washing their hands (gag). It just comes down to common sense and respect. You think your Mom wouldn’t yell at you if you did that at home? I don’t think so, you dirty, dirty bastards.
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2008.
People like this have no dignity whatsoever! There is a creep in my office continually uses the female washroom. He’s madly in love with himself, is a desperate attention seeker (he cant even yawn, or shift position in his chair quietly) and likes to leave it ALL there, in the female washroom! It’s not as if the bathrooms are used by 100 people either, there are only 20 of us on my floor, everyone knows it’s him! I also routinely hear him boasting to his friend about his diahreah!!
Why the girl’s washroom? Are they stalls or the one-at-a-time jobs with a lock? I try to take it to another floor if I know it’s going to be a doozie of a dump. Sorry to all you people who have to work downstairs (I know you know its me too) but I have to WORK with these people upstairs. But I always curtousy flush (sometimes twice) and wash my hands before returning to work.
Miles…you almost made juice come out of my nose I laughed so hard.” Sorry to all you people who have to work downstairs (I know you know its me too)”
I work in a call center. Apparently I can’t say which one, but it’s on Bayer’s Road. People here constantly don’t bother to flush. And if that’s not bad enough, two days ago I went into a stall, and there was poop ON THE SEAT. What is wrong with these people?
Anyone who would brag about his diarherra has shit for brains.
Well, fear the public turd no longer everyone, I just spotted this article about automatic-flushing-self-cleaning-toilets in calgary. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2008/02/08/public-toilet.html?ref=rss
Diarrhea-guy needs a meeting with the HR department, stat. His behaviour could be considered sexual harassment.