We both got the shite end of the relationship stick in the past. She broke my heart really bad, and you were never treated with love and respect, or knew what it was to be cherished. Guess what? You’re such a great girl. You absolutely deserve to be adored and cherished, and looked at with hunger, and treated like you matter, and objectified, and made to feel wanted. You do all this for me too. You make my sore body feel like it’s floating on a cloud. I’m really grateful we met. P.S. Your curves are frigging delicious. —WPeter
This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2011.
Women like to be objectified??? Why do women always bitch about this then.
Actually if you mean what I’m thinking then it’s sweet…and a little perverted…but sweet if she likes it.
I think what the poster meant (ahem) is that there are two awesome sides of the coin, where it is possible to be respected and objectified, with loving lust.
Whoever this girl is… she sounds lucky!
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
*ahem* I’m thinking wheelie p hit the nail on the head… and she’s a lucky lady to have an admirer like that. 🙂
I’ve had to kiss a lot of frogs. But this post makes me confident that one day, one of them will turn into a prince.
Seriously, OP, you’ve melted my heart.
from what I’ve read of OP – he’s a real doll 🙂 Thanks for sharing.
for skinny. This is safe, the rest is definately NSFW.
http://oglaf.com/frog-3/
…and it is the result of online dating.
Online dating seems to be like a bar- plenty people, but only a few gems that we need to find(if you’re looking for what I am). I was literally a day from deleting my profile on this “fishy” website, but messaged this girl on a whim. So far, it’s paid off in a sweet way. A few weeks in, we really like each other, and there’s a nice “burn” too.
Thanks for the kind “melting” comment, Skinny. I’m sure the OP is very grateful and flattered. You too, Ralmn.
That is, if I was the OP.
(blush)
The words delicious and curves go so well together.
Like apples and pears = )
hear that LifeSucks? Skinnyvanillalatte is a whore!
She likely lives in Fairview right around your place… or by the ‘Death Come Knocketh’ hotel out there.
sick her boy…. go her her….
Wowzers z…… a little harsh don’t you think? I hardly think latte girl can be labeled as such…. Besides, whores from Fairview I am sure, would not even know what a latte is, let alone be able to spell it.
And latte girl… don’t be fooled by OP’s charm and eloquence. Actually…… no…. yeah, this is pretty much how he is… 😉
By the way Wheels- can’t get a day off next week but a late afternoon coffee meeting is definitely more than long overdue. Need some dirt brohim…..
you’re right… I suppose I went to an extreme with the whole ‘a lot’ vagueness…
having only kissed a single digit amount of girls, I suppose I am the abnormality here.
Is it wrong that this “love” made me kinda hot?
heh
I enjoy you more and more with each post (or in this case, a LTWWL), wheeliep.
And zed, I sure hope you’re being facetious, because otherwise that was just really mean and kinda prickish! *shakes head*
Hahaha I don’t think it’s wrong, PK. It is a pretty sexy love.
What’s with the Jebus av, b195? Trying to get Rosie’s attention while she’s currently fixated on him?? And masturbating a lot, apparently… something tells me your Jebus won’t cry 😀
Well… wheelie IS pretty damn sexy. *Ahem*….
P.S. this comment was posted under jonnoman’s account by a random person passing by his PC…. the end.
avatar changes are rampant this week ralmn
PK- thanks for going back to the green turtleneck kitty photo. Loves it!
It’s alright if the Love made you feel something. Get it where you can, noone gets hurt.
I appreciate you enjoy me! I get intimidated with posting on the Bitch side, sometimes. I don’t like being prickish just for prickish sakes(not that everyone there does that, but there are some where you can tell it’s their online persona).
And I don’t want to post things that I know will not get jumped by someone who likes to snipe, though having to defend myself a couple times helped me figure if I was posturing or stating what I really believe.
You’ve been one of my favourites to read here. Thanks for noticing moi!
Jonno- late aft latte does it for me. I gotz durt. Happy dirt too!
is that you wheelie? beardos rawk
C’est moi. The girl I raved about last year(who broke your humble narrator’s heart- rooooooo) said it would be hot. I rocked a shaved head and face for 7 years or so, so did it for a change. I have “mortality” issues from my injury and near-death experience, but I love being my age. I have a little grey at the temples and a few sprinkled on my chin. I know many women discount me for the leg and chair, but I know who I am, and actually enjoy being my age and dating again. It’ll all be over soon enough anyway, but I have had a rebirth, through love and romance.
I’m such a sap! I like it though.
-BeardoP
Z3!!! ..shakes head is right!!! what the hell was that???
Kitty – once again lovely turtle neck.
Wheelie…please to meet you…
Jonno…hope you had a good trip….you haven’t posted in a bit.
well i think you’re just saweet^^i remember the raving love days xox
It’s actually Lemmy’s face ‘shopped onto a picture of Jesus. Because Lemmy is God.
In fact, if you go to http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com and search for “Lemmy”, it redirects you to “God”. 😛
you’ve posted pictures of him before…i goggled him. very cool, but really, the giant manicotti monster?
Thanks RC! I had a wonderful time with the ‘rents and my precious little angel. Mom made me more home-cooked meals than I could consume so she made me take them all back to Haliwood with me. As for not posting- I go through those phases every now and then…. when the bitches and loves seem to be so repetitive… (except when it’s someone like brohim here who I will always make an effort to grace with favorable comments….)
Alrighty beardOP…. lemme check my calendar.. and then we’ll grab our shovels and go for a dig.. 😛 Perhaps I have some durt as well on the latest Bitcher/Lover who has had the privilege of making my acquaintance… tee hee hee.
Aw, from what I’ve read of you Mr. Wheelie, yer loverly and you should be a sap as much as you want. Saps are the best! Screeee!
Whaddya think of my new av, painey – I somehow feel like it’s relevant.
Apparently the whole “Lemmy is God” thing comes from the movie Airheads. “In the 1994 comedy Airheads (in which he is credited as “Lemmy von Motörhead”), one scene involving Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler, and Steve Buscemi, has Brendan Fraser’s character, “Chazz” Chester Darvey talking to an undercover cop who is pretending to be a record executive—Chazz asks him, “Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?”, the cop replies, “Lemmy”, to which Rex, played by Steve Buscemi, imitates a game show buzzer and the cop quickly changes his answer to “… God!”. Rex replies saying, “Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is God””
very nice i say very nice. i’m pretending i’m fred from corrie st. give over ya bunch of wankers…heehaw
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CbT8wjCO9iM/TB0x…
i just love that word, and pillock. thanks for the info 195…bleep. i vaguely remember that movie
Aww thanks, wheeliep 🙂 You sound like a very very sweet guy! Your girl is lucky to have you. <3 Too bad there aren't more guys like you out there 🙁
Romantic cyborgs?
people with beards?
Romantic, bearded cyborgs?
TOTALLY. LOL
No, sweet men who know how to treat the opposite sex properly!
Funny thing is, my folks never kissed in front of me or my brother, or let on they were in a romantic relationship, until I saw dad give mom a quick kiss before one of our epic drives to Toronto.
My brother and I had a conversation 20 years ago, when he met his wife that “let’s not be like mom and dad”.
Actually my girl had the same experience. And we’re both very touchy and full of adoration for each other.
Sometimes the best example seems to be no example at all.
Awwwww you and your gal are probably frigging adorable together!
Aw! sounds wonderful. We were told last night at dinner that if they had a valentine’s award my bf and I would win it – apparently we were “adorable”. Gah… I didn’t even mean to be. So, being the last people out of the restaurant last night the maitre d’ said: come back for your trophy next week. Oh well, being mushy is fun 🙂