If you thought the child you conceived with that insane “raspberry” died and was a girl, you are mistaken. HE is alive and well and her mother visits regularly. It was an adoption. Thought you should know. —concerned “friend”
This article appears in Oct 10-16, 2013.


Aside from WTF!!!!??? PRONOUNS!
…Dafuq?
I hate that I feel a need to know wtf “conception by insane raspberry” means…
This… this actually worries me
I may be a fool, but it feels like laws are being broken here… important laws
rosemary’s baby?
Another sordid tale from the former Home of the Gargling Angels? Or a new script for ‘As the Stomach Churns’?
i assume raspberry means birthmark
I was thinking same pg, someone thinking of ‘strawberry mark’. either way, it shouldn’t be posted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEkQATeXpZ4
(:
Who disliked my last comment? The baby giving the raspberry was cute. (:
BTW I knew THAT wasn’t the type of raspberry OP mentioned .
http://www.lol101.com/funnypictures/Baby/r…
I wasn’t good at cryptic crosswords, so I can’t figure this one out
I think I’ve figured this one out. The OP is either a friend or family member of the “insane ‘raspberry'”, who was/is the mother of the child in question. The target of this bitch is either the child’s sperm donor or someone close to him. The implication here is that the sperm donor had utterly no contact with the product of his performance and did not bother with checking up on even the mother’s welfare, such that either the sperm donor or his friends, not even sure of the gender of the child, though the child had died in infancy and said so. The OP is merely correcting the misapprehension while telling the father that the child is doing just fine without him and that said sperm donor can take a long walk off a short pier.
“HE is alive and well and her mother visits regularly.”
Hmmm
I don’t know what this means and Columbo has retired.