You always help to brighten up my workday, and if we existed in a slightly different parallel universe, I would date the heck out of you. —Not-quite-as-young-ster
This article appears in Apr 23-29, 2015.
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Really, not-quite-as-youngster? Good to know. Begin building that alternate universe then, because I’m losing faith in ours.
I lost faith in humanity and the universe years ago.
You’ll be pleased to know that humanity and the universe reciprocate the feeling.
Humanity and the universe can go fuck themselves.
You’ll be pleased to know that humanity and the universe reciprocate the feeling.
Bruno As if you Can speak for the whole of humanity and the universe.
Where is that cabbie? I ordered my bottle of Golden Glow over an hour ago.