To the loyal, hard working store porter (maintenance dude), I don’t think you realize how important you are to us all at the store. You clean up that filthy public bathroom (even when someone takes a dump in the sink), keep the staff room looking awesome, and overall are just a friendly guy. YOU ROCK!!!! xoxo —Glad it’s you not me
This article appears in Dec 30, 2010 – Jan 5, 2011.
This is Mr. Venezuela, school janitor, M’Kay. He’s the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, M’kay. He’s got three kids at home, he’s got a car that barely works, he’s gotta clean up puke with saw dust, M’Kay. Then he walks into the boys’ room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, M’Kay, you might has well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela’s head.
After having to wake up early, you know? There’s NO coffee in the teacher’s lounge, and then you walk into the bathroom to just find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it’s laughing at you!
… because SOMEONE had to walk into the bathroom…drop their pants…turn around…maybe spread their butt cheeks apart with their hands…and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog.
are you fuckin with us? is this a real person…rawk?
🙂 I thought the M’kay’s would have given it away, breadlady
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1552…
oh, dumb as a bag a hammers i is^^
actually, this vid is more appropriate
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1552…