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FUCK YOU for not allowing criticism of your Horoscope Section, yet allowing so much childish bullshit to be published. Your “newspaper” isn’t worthy of lightly my woodstove, let alone letting my cat piss on it
Fuck your hypocritical, moronic, superstitious selves. —Superstitious Morons Run The World
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2013.
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Don’t be mad but my horoscope told me this would happen to you. This joke was funnier/made sense in my head. Please dislike.
Well, I don’t hink anybody saw this one coming.
In your original bitch you expressed a hope for humanity to grow up? On LTWWB? Seriously?
Hey Aretha, who’s zoomin’ who now?
OB, I guess you’re looking like an idiot now. I see you have no fucking patience.
We’ll excuse you OP while you go wipe that slimy egg off your face. Control your temper next time.
way to tell the world to grow up OB!
humanity has no hope if you’re the mature one.
As much as I hate horoscopes and the kind of people that take stock in them; why get so uppity about? It was probably boring and poorly written. Ain’t nobody got no time for that.
I bitch about The Coast every once in awhile and they print my rants. Fuck buddy, yours even made it into the hard copy edition so shut the fuck up already.
Also, I was never much of a horoscope reader, but the Coast’s version has won me over a long time ago. So once again, STFU already.
The Coast horoscope is a syndication piece so why bitch to them when you can write the dude yourself. C’mon, ya know ya wanna…..
we all know sometimes it takes days to get one posted depending on how busy dear moderator is and not all bitches get posted either
get
over
yourself
besides, it got posted didn’t it? patience man patience
Glad you decided not to respond OB, you shouldn’t be talking with your foot in your mouth anyways.
On the whole, *snigger*, I do have to agree horoscopes are useless drivel.
OP I see a moon in the vicinty of Uranus.
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OP I see a moon in the vicinty of Uranus.
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And the black hole near the Crab Nebula!
pa dum dum!
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Really? You’re going to complain about a syndicated and largely arbitrary daily prophecy that uses the day you were born and the alignment of the stars as it’s basis of revelation?
Geez OB, I wonder if you complain to the National Enquirer or the Weekly World News with the same impunity. I mean, the dog faced boy was a total hoax. EVERYONE knows that humans and dogs can’t breed. Only humans and aliens can do that.
Oh btw, Miss Cleo said she’d call you later.
Well, there’s me looking the fool. I should have read the next bitch I guess. I thought you were complaining about the content of the horoscopes, not the whole section itself.
Apologies OB.
And what a criticism it is! …
don’t apologize vastie, you don’t need to. but no surrender and no prisoners, right^^
i thought the coast did put that up on the bitch board, maybe you need glasses or a teacher to help you learn how to read.
they must parcel them out a few at a time, my sunday sleaze bitch took a little over a week to hit the screen. we would all choke to death trying to get at 2 dozens of them all at once, gluttons that we are.
that happened to me once too op. Turns out my internet connection went down just before i hit send. Did you check to see if something like that happened to you?
I only ask because you seem a LOT stupider than you think you are and i wanted to make sure you didn’t need some help there, little fella.
Plus, they published this bitch you wrote about how they’re censoring you, which is a totally hilarious troll.
I’m not a huge fan of the coast.. but i’m a bigger fan of the coast than of windbags such as yourself.
What kind of moron lets a horoscope dictate their life? I gave up horoscopes for fortune cookies long ago… Pffft!
There’s a horoscope section on here?
The Horoscope guy is pretty lame but it’s funny that I read your 1st bitch today at work, on my lunch break, in print, and then come home and read this. I wish I could ‘like’ Ivan’s post 14 more times. No more, no less.
Is March Break over yet so the children can go back to school.
OP It would be ‘good enough’ if you didn’t have the money for toilet paper.I tell ya, if you need to wipe your ass you’d use The Coast or any newspaper for that matter….Mind you if you use it too often your ass would end up with ink poisoning.
Back when Bruce Wank was playing mini-Chomsky here, I’d use it with glee. Softer and more absorbent than M@tr*, at any rate. I never suffered any ink poisoning, but for the longest time, my piles were convinced that Stephen Harper WAS Hitler.